Horoscopes

So I didn't post anything since the last horoscopes (sorry, nothing to really report) so here are this weeks, a day late yes but my week is all jacked up with the holiday!!

Horoscopes

Here are your Real Detroit Weekly horoscopes, the best horoscopes in the world, for this week!!

John & Kate Can Suck It

Ok so the whole world is all up in arms about John & Kate & their extra-marital affairs. Who gives a shit? It just kills me that she's acting like this is such an invasion of her privacy...well, when you put your entire family on TV & berate your husband on a weekly basis people take an interest. I've watched the show a handful of times & if I were married to her I would have left her a long time ago regardless of how many kids we have. Her poor husband is only 30, 30! What 30 year old non-Mormon has 8 kids? Not too many that's for sure. I don't know how old she is though I know she's in his age range but in all honesty she looks 40/41 & her whack hairstyle isn't helping either. She was in MI today talking about her book or whatever it is she's on tour with her "bodyguard" for and she said that when they had all those kids & John was working she missed him because he could change all the diapers in 7 minutes...anyone else see something wrong with that? She didn't miss him because she wanted him around, she missed his diapering abilities. Anyway, I love the drama but think that John should wise up & move on, he'd be a better man for it. For the Us article(titled Kate Gosselin Scares Fans at Michigan Meet-and-Greet) about the speech in MI click here.

Horoscopes

Thankfully Real Detroit went back to their old format so here is your horoscope!

Spencer Thinks He's A Celebrity

And he's rapping about it...WTF?! These 2 are such a mess, check out this article from Us for more info & a link to Spencer's, I'm sorry "The Great White's" new hot track, lol.

Heidi Montag's New Video!!!

Enjoy another 4 minutes & some odd seconds of your life that you will never get back :) Why does this stupid skank think that her rolling around in a bikini makes a good music video? The song wouldn't be that bad if someone else were singing it & the video were completely different, with that said, enjoy your torture!

Horoscopes

Hey everyone, the new Real Detroit webpage SUCKS & this is the last time I will be posting your horoscopes, take it up with them if you have an issue. I don't even know if this link will take you to where you need to be to view them. I don't know why everyone thinks flash is the way to go, simple is better!!!!

Costume Gala Disasters!

Ok, just because you are attending the Costume Gala doesn't give you an excuse to dress like a complete asshole does it? Check out the disasters below...very unfortunate!!

Hit or Meester?

Wicked Twin-Sister!

Moss-Mess, she looks like Mommy Dearest in that turban!

Faux-Mo, what the hell was she thinking?

I understand that these ladies are trying to be "cutting-edge" but they all need to fire their stylists, like seriously!!!

Portly Icon Dom DeLuise Dies at Age 75

Dom DeLuise who's adorable chubby face totally takes me back to my childhood passed away in his sleep Monday night at the age of 75 after a long battle with an undisclosed illness. DeLuise was certainly a multi-faceted celebrity from comedy to acting to chef...he made everyone smile!! For more on this story click here. For more information on DeLuise's long career click here.
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