SBTB Reunion, Shut Your Face!

So you all know I don't like Jimmy Fallon's show so unfortunately I missed Zack/Mark-Paul do this last night but thanks to Us Weekly I was able to see it & if they did a reunion (even if it's just on Jimmy's show) I would be "so excited" Jessie on diet pills style :)

I'm Too Pretty To Act!!

Well, we all heard about how Jessica Biel thinks she's being ignored for serious roles because she's too hot. I'm guessing that's why I'm not running my company too, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I wouldn't be any good at it!!! Anyway, she's a decent actor but nothing special though her body is banging so if I were her I'd enjoy it now & wait until I was older & no longer hot to play more serious roles. There's a point here so I digress, check out some of these pics in Gotham Magazine because if she wants to be seen as more than a pretty face she should probably stop doing sexy photo shoots!

A Little Seacrest For Ya!

Well, not that little!! LOL

So Maybe It Wasn't Suicide...

Photos were released (assumed by the Bangkok police) of David Carradine hanging in the closet of his hotel room now I didn't look at the photos but they were described on the radio this morning. Here's the gist & my conclusion...so when I first heard about the "suicide" & then heard that he was nude & hanging in his closet my brain went right to auto-erotic asphyxiation ala Michael Hutchence of INXS but when I heard the description this morning I'm thinking maybe not. I don't believe that he was murdered because his hands were tied together over his head & were also tied to the same rope that was around his neck but there was no bruising or sign of a fight. Obviously being tied up the way he was would make it impossible for him to masturbate while being hung in the closet as well. I've decided that he had a hooker in his room & got her to tie him up & likely give him some oral pleasure & during the process he died & the hooker likely bailed once she realized that he was dead & left him to be found by the maid. Well, as sad as this news is it leads me to believe that at least he died happy!!

Move That Boogie Body!!

This totally made my freaking day!!!

David Carradine Commits Suicide

At the age of 72 David Carradine, best known for his starring role on the 70's show "Kung Fu", hung himself in his hotel room in Bangkok. Apparently he was in Bangkok filming a movie & he didn't show up for a meal with his co-workers which they thought was strange. He was found hanging in his room this morning by a maid and it is assumed that he hung himself Wednesday afternoon/evening. For those of you who didn't watch Kung Fu you may know Carradine as the famed "Bill" in the Kill Bill movies. Police investigation is still underway but the preliminary report showed that he hung himself with a curtain cord & there appeared to be no foul play. My condolences go out to his family & friends at this time. For the full article from Alternative Press click here.

Jimmy Won A Cougar!

So I admit that I did watch the first season of The Cougar on TV Land & while I watched it sporadically I got the gist & had to catch the finale to see which of the young lads Stacey would pick! I wasn't too keen on any of the guys really but when it came down to the final 3 I picked my favorite & he won! Way to go Jimmy who is a personal trainer & has the body to prove it, he's 24 & just a couple years older than Stacey's oldest kid, strange but true. Her 4 kids really liked Jimmy & seemed to take to him almost instantly & though he seemed douchey in the beginning of the show he started to grow on Stacey once he showed his true colors. Colt who was the non-winner last night was very upset when he learned the news but he was pretty cool & of course at the age of 25 he has plenty of time to find a new cougar or maybe even a girl his own age :) Jimmy proposed to Stacey at the end which actually seemed to really surprise her so while I KNOW Jimmy didn't pay for the ring (HUGE & gorgeous) I don't know if Stacey saw a proposal coming but she did say yes so we'll see what happens there.

Happy Birthday!

Just wanted to wish a happy b-day to all my June bugs! Stef, Fred, Kara, Michelle, Andrea, and probably a bunch more!!!

Horoscopes

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Love Me Some Creed!

God no I'm not talking about the band because they suck I'm talking about the The Office & the Creed Blackmail webisodes that I've been enjoying on Hulu during my lunch break today. If you haven't checked them out yet you really should, especially if you are an Office & or Creed fan :)