Going, going, gone!

I just wanted to add a couple deaths to the list since I haven't actually blogged since Thursday. Not only did MJ die on the 26th, so did Farrah Fawcett & rumors were also going around the Jeff Goldblum had died but that was a hoax...a pretty shitty one too if you ask me. Billy Mays, the infomercial king pt. 2 (Ron Popeil is the real king) also died I believe in his sleep after getting hit in the head with luggage on a plane or something though it's now discovered that apparently it wasn't the luggage that killed him it was heart disease. Not sure what all that is about but at least now I know that no new screaming for no reason commercials will be made. His inventive products will be sadly missed as I'm sure will he by family & friends. Ok, I think about wraps it up!!

New Kids Tribute to Michael Jackson

We went & saw New Kids On The Block at DTE last night & here is a video someone took of the tribute they did to Michael Jackson who sadly passed the same day. The tribute was unexpected & was great!!

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Today's Updates

Hey all, I'm feeling lazy & am not really in the mood to blog so I'll just fill you in real quick on what is going on:

Ed McMahon died at the age of 86, he was hospitalized in February & that's where he died just after midnight. Ed will certainly be missed, not only by the Carson fans but by anyone who was hoping to win the PCH Sweepstakes! I know Ed's family & friends will miss his bright spirit dearly & my heart goes out to them in this sad time.

In brighter news: SJP & MB had their twins. Now, is it just me or did you think that they just picked the surrogate like a month ago? Anyway, no names have been released yet & I hope they pick good ones! I'm very curious to see what these kids will look like because even though I love both of them, they are both very unattractive & most of the time 2 uglies make a cutie so let's hope! *Note, 4:30PM, they named the kids Marion & Tabitha...sounds like a kids book of some sort to me like Marion & Tabitha go to the theater...I don't care for them but they could be MUCH worse!

Perez Gets the Beat Down!

So Perez got hit by Will.I.Am, no wait by Polo Molina, no wait, by a fan of the Black Eyed Peas. Who really cares who hit him? He got hit...for running his mouth & calling Will (of all things) a faggot. Seriously, what self respecting gay man would ever call someone that word? Did Will call him the N word? Nope, so why the 5 year old name calling? Also, if someone did hit him why didn't he hit back? I totally find many things amusing...Perez was twittering during the whole thing & asking his followers to call the police (faster to call himself), Perez's real name is Mario, he claims that he doesn't want or need this drama yet he certainly never hesitates to get his face in the media, and he rambles on and on for 11 minutes in this video where he tells his side of the story (full with lots more name calling). The best part is he says that he was being followed out of the club by BEP & then back to the hotel too before he notes "where they were also staying" and he's freaking out that they were following him & what if they had a gun? Dude, when you are staying in the same hotel it's not really being followed! Now, I would love to watch the Will.I.Am video as well but I haven't received my "confirmation email" so I can't view it but you can get the gist from this article here. Perez said that he has never had something like this happen & he's been doing this for 5 years...to that I say "congrats, I would have thought it would have happened long ago". I mean seriously, fighting is never the way to go but guess what? Fighting happens & drawing blood for "no reason" happens daily so my suggestion is that instead of crying & turning to your website to complain that you just buck up, accept responsibility for your side of what happened & maybe take a self defense class. Regardless of who hit who Perez has to know that he at the very least provoked a reaction & though it shouldn't have been a physical one it was & he has to deal with it.

Whoopie More Breeders

Looks like Tom & Gisele are spawning which means 1 of two things...either that baby is going to be super attractive or ugly as hell, most often 2 pretties make an ugly, it's just fact. I hope Gisele gets as big as a house, I always love it when models & skinny chicks get gigantic though the famous ones tend to go back to normal overnight. At least maybe now that she's getting one of her own she can stop glomming on to Bridget Moynahan's kid & claiming it as her own. Obviously this girl is in desperate need of a kid, her clock must be ticking like a mo-fo, maybe she has 2, maybe she stole mine! She can freaking keep it!!

Sober Shower/Bachelorette Party

Poor Kendra...she had to celebrate her shower/bachelorette party sober, what's the frigging point in a bachelorette party if you can't woop it up? I've been to some for ladies who NEVER drink & guess what they did? That's right kids, got WASTED!! Just look at her face in this pic...she looks really bummed in my opinion. Kind of reminds me of my cousin who found out a week before her wedding that she was pregnant again, she wanted to cry at her wedding as everyone was toasting with champagne & she she had water. Her opinion at that point was "what a waste of an open bar when I'm not even consuming any of it", I told her to have a glass of freaking champagne since she was only 5 weeks pregnant I mean come on one glass? It's your wedding!

Vote Speidi Away

Don't forget to jump on E! here & vote to make E! a Speidi free zone!!! I'm so sick of these 2, granted it makes for some fun to rip on them but it's getting to the point where it's not even that fun anymore, they are absolute idiots with no goals & a very bizarre view of the world & the jokes can only go so far with that so I say let them disappear into the night & let's start making fun of someone else!!

Toe Thumbs

Here are pics of the toe thumbs, kind of creepy if you ask me & if my thumbs looked like that I certainly wouldn't be holding them up by my face in a close up shot! What's with her & toes?
Here is an animated toe thumb show :)

Foxy Camel!!

So, did you all get to see the lovely, sexy, smoldering Megan Fox's camel toe incident? Well, don't worry if you didn't because I've got it posted right here! Looking at the extent of said toe it makes me wonder how in the hell she wasn't aware of the very obvious frontal wedgie she was sporting. Speaking as a woman, you know when something has shifted or is up your ass or up your chalupa, especially if it is a lounge wear item because it is hugging everything. I think it's pretty clear that Fox isn't wearing any underwear & when you aren't wearing underwear you really notice something climbing up your chalupa. Maybe she should invest in a Cuchini? My friend Carl informs me that she also has toe thumbs, I'm now on the hunt for verification photos of said toe thumbs.