It's horoscope day!

Hey everyone, it's that time of week that you've all been waiting for...the glorious Cal Garrison brings us another humpalicious edition of the Real Detroit Horoscopes!!

Lohan's coke shoes

Apparently (according to popeater.com) Saturday night Lindsay Lohan was leaving a friends party & was seen walking with white powder all over her feet & coming out of her shoes in little puffs as she walked.  While some people like to put some baby powder in their shoes to soak up sweat there's no way anyone would need this much!  I'm assuming (along with most people) that she had some bags of cocaine in her heels & they broke open as she was walking.  I would guess that it would be kind of hard to keep bags of anything from breaking inside a super high heel where your weight isn't evenly distributed.  I mean, she's carrying a huge purse so why not stash your shit in there?  If it is coke I'll bet she went home & found a way to snort it right off of her feet...I watch Intervention, I know how these people are!  Maybe that's what LL needs, to be on Intervention or celeb rehab with Dr. Drew, because she's on a road to nowhere.

photo courtesy of styleite.com

Butler gives Aniston the shocker?

During the red carpet at the premiere of their film "The Bounty Hunter" in Paris on the Seine River it looks as though Gerard was picking his seat early!  As you can see in the photo that was taken by a photag obviously from behind, Gerard is pretty much giving Jen the Shocker; likely to make her laugh but there is no way that any guy who hasn't seen you naked would ever go that far with an ass grab.  I'm just saying!  They might not be a couple but I'll bet the sex is hot.  I have no idea who the other guy in the picture (courtesy of daveandchuckthefreak.com) is but he's sure missing out on the fun.

Kelly Killoren Bensimon is so effing dumb...

I've been meaning to write about this for a couple weeks & keep forgetting.  So in a recent episode of Real Housewives of New York City she said "PETA doesn't say don't wear fur, they say don't abuse animals" and then she went on and on about how she does eat meat & does wear fur but she doesn't abuse animals so she will continue to wear fur & eat meat until she doesn't want to anymore.

If PETA doesn't say 'don't wear fur' then how come their current campaign (Bethenny posed for an ad) is called "I'd rather go naked than wear fur"?  Don't you think that implies that they don't want people wearing fur?

Now I'm not a PETA person, I eat meat & I love it & have no plans of ever quitting eating it.  I don't wear fur because I can't afford it & I also think it's very 80's...fur isn't the status symbol it used to be & most faux fur feels pretty damn real & is about 1/4 of the cost of real fur & I'm on a budget.  The whole point of this post is how stupid Kelly is, ever since the first time I heard her say "hi" in her obnoxious fake high pitched voice I wanted to punch her.  She thinks she's so high & mighty & the hottest thing around & she's not, she's stupid (like ignorant stupid), so fake, and she doesn't care about anyone other than herself & can I also say that for a model she dresses pretty WT.  I've never seen/met anyone like her & hopefully there aren't any more of them out there! 

Woot, it's horoscope day!!

Here you go guys, I hope they tell you everything you wanted to hear & nothing that you didn't!

hO'Roscopes!!

Here is the link to this weeks Real Detroit Horoscopes...let's hope you aren't so drunk right now that you have to close one eye to focus & read it!!

Suri Cruise...what a spoiled brat!

Man, I cannot wait for little Suri to grow up & be a demanding teenager who makes her parents lives a living hell because they deserve it for catering to her every whim.  What parent would actually say "my kid hates jeans & favors dresses"?  Seriously, your child wears what you put them in whether they like it or not.  ""They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them"...she's 3, again, she should love whatever you tell her to wear & there is no effing reason that any child, regardless of who their parents are, should be carrying an $850 Ferragamo purse!  It also blows my mind that they would allow this little girl to wear makeup, do they not have any clue as to what they are setting themselves up for?  She's going to be at her first day of real school & when she's told to change into her gym clothes do they honestly think that she'll get away with saying "I only wear dresses & heels, I'll do no such thing".  All they are doing is raising this girl to be a major bitch who doesn't listen to authority & always gets her way so I can't wait until she's popped for a DUI & doesn't understand why she has to go to jail.  Life without rules is not a very good life for a kid, I don't care if she doesn't like coats she would definitely be wearing one when it's cold out but nope, they don't make her because "she doesn't like it".  She's 3, she doesn't know what she likes & if she was going to be that demanding to not wear a coat then she would stay home, period.  Discipline is key & as early as possible but it seems to me that this little girl doesn't know the meaning of the word.

photo courtesy of usmagazine.com / x17online.com

Green Bags

Ok since it's St. Pat's I figured I'd discuss something green today & that item would be Green Bags which are awesome & they really do work, I can get a head of lettuce to last almost 2 weeks, especially if I actually do wipe out the inside of the bag every other day to remove the condensation which ruins the veggies.  Here's my one complaint about them though...they will keep your bananas edible for at least a week if not longer (I bought the one I'm eating on the 7th) but once you get near the end right before they turn all brown & mushy the banana is firm on the inside but the peel shreds & falls apart as you peel the banana.  I have all kinds of issues related to food appearance, texture, and in general things falling apart.  

For example, if I take a paper towel off the roll & it happens to tear in half I will remove the second half from the roll & throw both pieces away & take a fresh one that is 100% in tact.  If someone else takes a paper towel & it leaves a corner behind on the roll I'll pull the corner off & trash it before removing my paper towel.  In the same respect if I open a cup of applesauce or a fruit cup all of the plastic/foil has to be gone before I can eat it.  Yesterday I had this very small piece of foil that was stuck to the edge of my applesauce cup & I spent a good 5 minutes & a thumbnail getting it off of there so I could eat the applesauce.  Another example would be a large burger/sandwich...when everything starts falling out of the sandwich from the other side & all over the plate most times I'm jut done, I won't eat it because I wanted a sandwich not a bunch of meat & bread on a plate.

Back to the banana...I started peeling mine today & and as I did the strip of peel broke off in my hand and yes again it grossed me out.  I was able to move past it & slowly peel the banana from that point on to keep the peel in tact so I could actually eat the damn thing & it was very tasty but a major pain in the ass.  So if you have issues with your banana peel staying in tact make sure you eat them within the first week of them turning yellow!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Telephone - Video

For those of you who haven't yet checked it out, here's the video for Telephone by Lady Gaga - featuring Beyonce, enjoy!!