Cloris Leachman - Clothes + Lettuce = Scary?

I was afraid to open the article to be perfectly honest. After watching the Kardashian episode of the "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" PETA ad shoot & Khloe posing for it I had a mental pic of a "Eve" type Cloris in just lettuce but I opened it anyway. Phew is what I thought when I did & actually, the "dress" is very Project Runway season 5 (I believe) where the contestants had to make a dress out of veggies. This dress could totally do a runway, well, until it wilted anyway & just think, throw some dressing & a couple croutons in your purse & you wouldn't even have to wait to eat, just tear off some of your dress & eat it!