Kwame A River 2: The Wrath of Conyers

I went and saw this on Wednesday & it was freaking hysterical. The beginning was a little slow but once it picked up I was laughing my ass off. References are made to everything Detroit & then some, it's not just some political satire blah blah comedy show, they make fun of everyone from Eminem to the Bernstein family. It's showing at Andiamo Novi until September 16th & you can print a buy one get one voucher off the site as well. Go check it out!!

Heidi's Even Worse In The Club!

I'm going to guess that Heidi paid for her own awesome "costume" that she wore at the pageant because she's wearing the sequined track suit & humping Spencer in this video...I feel so bad for that poor After Show girl...Jessi Cruickshank & she's really annoying but nobody deserves to have to see this!!

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Heidi Pratt...Not a Performer!

Ok kids, I just watched the video of Heidi Pratt performing at the Miss Universe Pageant & I'm sorry but she was terrible! First of all she was lip syncing which I have to thank her for because her "clean" voice is worse than mine & I'm horrendous!! What I find interesting is her lack of dance skills & being able to find her mark. As a dancer the most important thing you have to do is meet your mark, on time not 1 second after everyone else met theirs not to mention that the one time she rushed to her mark so fast I thought she was going to trip over her own foot then she stopped dead & jerked back & none of the other dancers did. This dancing thing makes no sense to me...I follow Heidi on Twitter and for the last 3 weeks she has been rehearsing 3 hours a day for this performance...that's like 45+ hours & after all that this is what we got?

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Check This Out!!

My friend & an amazing artist just launched his new website, I demand you check it out!!

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A day late, sorry...I'm all off with these weird hours!! Here you go :)

No More D.O.

Just thought I'd advise everyone that the owner of the Double Olive in Dearborn is a complete fuck wad (yet again) & I will never...ever, set foot in that bar again, not even if you offer me $. Well, once the bar changes owners & trust me sooner or later, it will change owners, at that time I will consider going back but so long as Joe has anything to do with it I'm not sinking to the level of patronizing that establishment. Those who know the story & reason behind me not going there anymore will hopefully follow my lead & for those who don't...just trust me that Joe & everything that goes on in that bar is SHADY!!! I always knew that he was a total douche bag but I really had no idea that he was training some of his staff to follow his lead. Who the fuck does he think he is anyway? He's just a fat junkie bastard who looks like the lead singer of Creed & uses his employees to do his dirty work. Well Joe, go fuck your face, I really look forward to your business going under :)

I Still Love A Good Puppet Show!!

So, I'm super stoked for the Jeff Dunham Show to come to Comedy Central!!! It doesn't start until 10/22 but it looks like it's going to be great, a hybrid of stand-up & the puppets interacting with real people on the streets & such. I guess Dunham & Comedy Central have a new partnership which should bring us plenty of new programming, merchandise, and obviously laughs for hopefully many years to come.

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