It's Wednesday which means it's time for your Real Detroit Weekly horoscopes!!
"I Calls Em Like I Sees Em!"
Feb 23, 2011
Feb 16, 2011
Feb 14, 2011
Who's a bigger slut, you or your locals?
Take this quiz to find out whether or not you need to bang more people to catch up with your city or if the other city dwellers need to pick up their game to catch up with you!!
Feb 9, 2011
Feb 7, 2011
Kelsey & Camille are finally done...now on to the next one!
It seems that Kelsey & Camille Grammer have finally come to a settlement which will be expedited & the divorce should be done by Thursday so that Kelsey can get ready to marry his fiance Kayte Walsh at the end of this month. The settlement amount has not yet been disclosed but I'm going to guess that she got the 50 Million she was looking for...he probably fought it for a minute but then realized that he was getting married in a couple weeks so give the bitch what she wants. Apparently it was rumored that Camille was going to move to Real Housewives of New York (why I have no idea, she doesn't live there he does) but that's not true & nothing has been said as to whether or not she'll be signing on for the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but I really hope she doesn't. She's not entertaining, she makes me sick with all of her righteous behavior & her over indulgence of everything like having 4 nannies for 2 kids...I'm sorry but that's just gluttonous & Ms. "Jesus complex" should know that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins!
Bald Eagle
Feb 4, 2011
"Clever" vanity plates?
On my way home today I was cut off by a lovely gentleman who turned on his blinker after he squeezed in front of me which caused me to get annoyed but the annoyance passed as I got up closely behind him at the light & saw his license plate which read NRICO but the clever lad ordered an Eastern Michigan University license plate so it would read ENRICO...smart right? Well, it might have been if the plate weren't covered by a Wayne State license plate plastic cover thingy. It just kills me how people think they are being all smart by using college license plates to help them make their vanity plate! Perhaps if they actually went to college & got a degree they would know that not only are vanity plates dumb but it doesn't sound very smart when someone says "oh, you went to Eastern?" and your dumb ass says "no...see, I used the E to spell my name". I see this all the time with the Michigan State plates too, people use the S & then make a word off of it...these are not building blocks people, they say "hey, I went to school here" so if you didn't go to school there then please stop ordering their license plates. Actually, I think if you want a school plate you should be required to prove that you were at least at some point a student or employee there! I mean, you have to prove you are a veteran to get a veteran plate don't you? Also, just so you know I did try to get a pic of Nrico's plate but my windshield was so dirty you can't see it, sorry but I tried!
Feb 2, 2011
Horoscopes to accompany your blizzard!
Hey hey guys, I hope you are enjoying your snow day & staying warm! Here's a little something to occupy your time, enjoy your Real Detroit Horoscope.
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