Jessica Simpson silences a meeting with her ass

According to this article on Usmagazine.com Jessica apparently ripped ass in a business meeting she was in to discuss her denim line.  Her mother called her out on it in front of everyone after she let the loud fart go, but by the sound of the article I don't think Jessica even bothered to say "excuse me".  If it were me & I was in a business meeting with a large group of people (corporate or not) and I ripped one I'd certainly apologize or get up and sneak out when I felt it coming...I wouldn't just let it rip & then look around like the dog did it!

Simspson is even more dumb than we thought!

So Jessica Simpson's dog Daisy, a caramel colored malti-poo (gift from ex-husband Nick Lachey) was taken by a coyote right in front of her the other day.  As if her life hasn't been shitty enough lately what with getting fat & losing her boyfriend the one thing she could rely on to be there was snatched right away from her!  I feel bad for her and all but really Jess...you really think you are going to find the dog?  I knew she was dumb but I didn't think she was that dumb, she has actually made & put up fliers with Daisy's pic & a reward offered (coyote's love rewards).  Why doesn't someone break it to her that her dog was more than likely eaten by that coyote & perhaps some of it's friends & family minutes after it was taken?  Coyote's aren't exactly known for being kind creatures who borrow smaller live animals for fun...they eat them, that's what they do & Daisy was simply dinner so she needs to accept that & move on. 

Jessica Simpson Is Fat, Probably From All The Chili!

Ok so it was reported that Jessica Simpson had gained some weight and her sister was all pissed that Fox News would report such awful things. Well, personally, it's not the fact that she stopped working on her arms or chose to wear such un-flattering clothing, it's the fact that all of this was discovered at her most recent "concert" which took place at a freaking chili cook-off in Florida?! I could care less if she ate the whole lot of Little Debbie snacks at the grocery store, because the less skinny girls there are running around the better I look but WTF happened to this chicks career? If I had to go from being an "it" girl to performing at chili cook-offs, I'd retire!! To see all the pics click here and to read her sister's opinion, click here.

Hairstylist Gets Hit by Photag

Ok so I get this headline in my daily Us report & I check the article & read it to find out that poor Ken Paves (hairstylist to the stars) was rushed to the hospital after being hit in the face with a camera while exiting some restaurant with Jessica Simpson. I felt so bad for Ken, as the article said that he was rushed to the hospital because blood was trickling down his face, then I clicked on the link to the video of the "chaos" and there were photos of Ken's face posted ahead of the video. I died laughing when I saw the "injury", dude, it looks like a paper cut, no joke...it's a very small cut with a little blood present & they went to the ER? WTF? I then watched the video & you can't even see the injury take place, you just see Ken wiping blood off of his forehead when he gets in the car. That must be what you get for hanging out with a washed up celeb & her annoying friend Casey. The funniest part of the whole thing is the title of the article that has the photos & video. Click here for the photos, video, and stupid article title.