Vote Speidi Away

Don't forget to jump on E! here & vote to make E! a Speidi free zone!!! I'm so sick of these 2, granted it makes for some fun to rip on them but it's getting to the point where it's not even that fun anymore, they are absolute idiots with no goals & a very bizarre view of the world & the jokes can only go so far with that so I say let them disappear into the night & let's start making fun of someone else!!

Toe Thumbs

Here are pics of the toe thumbs, kind of creepy if you ask me & if my thumbs looked like that I certainly wouldn't be holding them up by my face in a close up shot! What's with her & toes?
Here is an animated toe thumb show :)

Foxy Camel!!

So, did you all get to see the lovely, sexy, smoldering Megan Fox's camel toe incident? Well, don't worry if you didn't because I've got it posted right here! Looking at the extent of said toe it makes me wonder how in the hell she wasn't aware of the very obvious frontal wedgie she was sporting. Speaking as a woman, you know when something has shifted or is up your ass or up your chalupa, especially if it is a lounge wear item because it is hugging everything. I think it's pretty clear that Fox isn't wearing any underwear & when you aren't wearing underwear you really notice something climbing up your chalupa. Maybe she should invest in a Cuchini? My friend Carl informs me that she also has toe thumbs, I'm now on the hunt for verification photos of said toe thumbs.

Michelle's Housewarming Party

I had to share this excellent video of Michelle showing off her skills, not to mention memory of choreography, enjoy!!

Team Letterman!

Ok, I'm sure more of you are aware of the controversy around David Letterman & Sarah Palin & the tacky yet funny joke(s) he told about her daughter Bristol Palin (18) being impregnated by A-Rod (33) while in town for a Yankees game. Basically Dave told a joke about Bristol getting knocked up by A-Rod which is fitting since he's a dog & Bristol did get knocked up at a young age...I don't see how a joke is any more "disgusting" than the truth! I feel as though Palin is embarrassed by her daughter being a slut & a young unwed mother so she chose to try to direct the attention away from those FACTS claiming that the joke was about raping her 14 year old daughter (she obviously has too many kids if she didn't get the joke). I also think that Sarah is just trying to remain in the spotlight, she was on American Chopper for Christ's sake! Anyway, I think Sarah needs to get off the Moose she rode in on (and then shot) and just continue being a clueless dip shit. If she is going to make a point of calling Letterman out for his jokes she should probably not jump the gun as to what they are referencing. My biggest issue with all of this crap is that all these dip shit people are bombarding the Late Show studio demanding that Letterman lose his job. Are you effing kidding me? You want someone to lose a job because they told a joke that pissed someone else off? I don't understand the logic of the American people anymore, well at least the Republicans. Can I also say that these people going on and on about Dave joking about raping a 14 year old girl & how disgusting it is should acknowledge the fact that Palin accepted Dave's apology (probably because she knew she was wrong) & they should too. Check out the video below that shows the protest going on outside the studio & look at how many people are just as stupid as Palin & obviously are believing what they are told rather than the truth. Please follow this link to get the whole story (from Huffington Post) & to see the video of Letterman clarifying & apologizing for the joke(s) which he also re-tells to get the point across.

photo courtesy of tvguide.com

Horoscopes

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Team Roker!

Did you guys catch the Roker/Montag battle on The Today Show? Didn't think so...here's the deal. Al asked Heidi real questions which she dodged & he didn't let it fly, made her answer them & that apparently hurt her feelings. She said that she was "attacked" and that Al Roker likes being "rude to women" and no part of anything Al said was rude to women, he was being honest with her & asking them both questions that people want answered like why is Spencer such a jerk & what's with all the Jesus crap. Speidi are crazy if they think the American public will side with them rather than Al, their fame is all in their heads & they don't get that those of us who watch them on shows are secretly hoping they spontaneously combust & we get to see it live! I wonder if there is some sort of petition we can sign to get them banned from TV forever, like a PPO for entertainment, it would be great!!!

Orange You Pissed Your Dress Is Too Long?

Ok so I really like the dress that Ashley is wearing here primarily because it's orange but I will say that it's far too long...did you notice the wet hem line? My issue with this so called "celebrity hot pic" from Us is who gives a shit about the Olsen twins? They don't act anymore, they have some of the worst fashion sense in the industry, and I don't care what anyone says they are not attractive...they weren't cute kids & though they've gotten better with age they still look like muppets to me.

Kendra Is Pregnant, Does This Scare Anyone Else?

Ok so the other day I learned that Kendra Wilkinson & her beau Hank Baskett are expecting a baby (due on Christmas). Now, I watched the first episode of her new show "Kendra" and if her style of parenting is anything like her style of throwing a housewarming party that kid is screwed! Basically when she had her housewarming party her furniture & decor consisted of a bed on the floor in her room & a stripper pole in the FAMILY room. She went grocery shopping & said "I didn't know food was so expensive", she also said that when she saw the house it was full of furniture & she thought it would all be left behind for her! Hello, did your agent tell you it came furnished? Didn't you ever go grocery shopping with your mom as a kid? How much did you get ripped off when you bought the house?

On the plus side, Hank seems grounded & intelligent & street smart so hopefully he can help mold Kendra into a person who is a little more aware of reality. Living in the Playboy mansion is nothing like not living there & the sooner she wakes up & figures that out the better off she'll be.

photo courtesy of msn movies

Horoscopes

Hey everyone, here are your Real Detroit Weekly Horoscopes for this week, enjoy!!!