It's Horoscope Day!!

Here are your Real Detroit Weekly horoscopes, enjoy!!!
 

Best & Worst dressed at the Oscars!!

Here are my choices for best dressed female, in order from least fave to most fave:

Mila Kunis is so hot & has been spot on all awards season, she looked amazing!!  I liked Camilla's dress because it is simple & chic & she looks banging in it.  Jennifer's dress is a beautiful color & a beautiful fit but because of all of her weight loss she has the deflated boobs going on so she needs to get them fixed because she keeps wearing dresses that show them off & they aren't in a state to be shown off.  My cousin went through this after she lost a ton of weight & she basically had to roll & stuff them into her clothes until she had them lifted.  Reese is simple & stunning & I think her hair might be the best part of this outfit.

Here are my choices for worst dressed female...this one was hard because there are a lot of choices & again I've put them in order of least offensive to most offensive with the last one being my worst dressed very possible of the entire awards season this year.

Sadly it's Marisa Tomei who I love dearly but the girl needs a stylist in a bad way.  Her dress looks purple in this photo, it looked navy on my TV when she was on the carpet & black on my TV when she was on stage but no matter what color it is the dress is still hideous, not to mention ill fitting on the top.  Amy Adams might not have been so bad had she skipped the jewelry...when you are wearing a high necked sequin gown you shouldn't wear a necklace, it's too much.  Melissa, well that dress is just plain ugly no matter how you slice it, u-g-l-y.  Cate appears to be wearing a toilet seat on the top half of her dress while Nicole looks very possibly the worst she ever has...her dress looks like it was made from one of Elvis' old show jumpsuits!

As for the boys...best dressed is:

How cute is Justin Timberlake?  Super cute!!

And worst dressed is:

Russell Brand is definitely the worst dressed man of the night (no big surprise there) but his mom looked great! 

A little more of my thoughts on appearances, what was up with Scarlett Johansson's corpse colored lipstick &; the top of her dress?  I also hate to say it but Natalie Portman could have done way better...she looked like a bridesmaid, her dress, shoes & earrings were all the same color, who does that?  

 

Real Detroit Horoscopes!!

It's Wednesday which means it's time for your Real Detroit Weekly horoscopes!!
 

Real Detroit Horoscopes!!

Happy hump day, come & see what your future holds in your Real Detroit Horoscope!!
 

Who's a bigger slut, you or your locals?

Take this quiz to find out whether or not you need to bang more people to catch up with your city or if the other city dwellers need to pick up their game to catch up with you!!
 

Horoscopes

It's Wednesday & you know what that means...Real Detroit Horoscopes, enjoy!!
 

Kelsey & Camille are finally done...now on to the next one!

It seems that Kelsey & Camille Grammer have finally come to a settlement which will be expedited & the divorce should be done by Thursday so that Kelsey can get ready to marry his fiance Kayte Walsh at the end of this month.  The settlement amount has not yet been disclosed but I'm going to guess that she got the 50 Million she was looking for...he probably fought it for a minute but then realized that he was getting married in a couple weeks so give the bitch what she wants.  Apparently it was rumored that Camille was going to move to Real Housewives of New York (why I have no idea, she doesn't live there he does) but that's not true & nothing has been said as to whether or not she'll be signing on for the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but I really hope she doesn't.  She's not entertaining, she makes me sick with all of her righteous behavior & her over indulgence of everything like having 4 nannies for 2 kids...I'm sorry but that's just gluttonous & Ms. "Jesus complex" should know that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins!

 

Bald Eagle

Check out this photo that my parents neighbors in TN took while out for a walk...good thing they had their camera!!  This is one of natures beauties that is thankfully no longer an endangered or a threatened species!

 

"Clever" vanity plates?

On my way home today I was cut off by a lovely gentleman who turned on his blinker after he squeezed in front of me which caused me to get annoyed but the annoyance passed as I got up closely behind him at the light & saw his license plate which read NRICO but the clever lad ordered an Eastern Michigan University license plate so it would read ENRICO...smart right?  Well, it might have been if the plate weren't covered by a Wayne State license plate plastic cover thingy.  It just kills me how people think they are being all smart by using college license plates to help them make their vanity plate!  Perhaps if they actually went to college & got a degree they would know that not only are vanity plates dumb but it doesn't sound very smart when someone says "oh, you went to Eastern?" and your dumb ass says "no...see, I used the E to spell my name".  I see this all the time with the Michigan State plates too, people use the S & then make a word off of it...these are not building blocks people, they say "hey, I went to school here" so if you didn't go to school there then please stop ordering their license plates.  Actually, I think if you want a school plate you should be required to prove that you were at least at some point a student or employee there!  I mean, you have to prove you are a veteran to get a veteran plate don't you?  Also, just so you know I did try to get a pic of Nrico's plate but my windshield was so dirty you can't see it, sorry but I tried!
 

Horoscopes to accompany your blizzard!

Hey hey guys, I hope you are enjoying your snow day & staying warm!  Here's a little something to occupy your time, enjoy your Real Detroit Horoscope.