The City vs. The Hills

I'll admit it right now, I prefer The City to The Hills hands down. I know we only got 2 episodes so far but the best part about the show is the fact that Heidi & Spencer aren't on it & that Olivia Polermo (sp) girl is doing a great job at making a fool of herself on TV!! I am going to say that I find Whitney more interesting than Lauren, don't get me wrong I like Lauren & all but Whitney is much more level headed & actually had to work to get where she is unlike Lauren who seems to have had things just given to her all of her life. So I totally agreed with Kelly when she told Whitney that she maybe can't trust either of those guys & being a new girl in NYC, I wouldn't trust anybody!! Jay kind of reminds me of an East Coast Justin Bobby because he acts like he's "too cool" for the city & I hate those people. He is hot though, I'll give him that & when that other guy was telling her that he heard that Jay was trying to get back with his ex I would have told him that it didn't matter, even if he did so what? They haven't decided to be an exclusive couple so really, they both have the right to date & sleep with whomever they choose!!! Anyway, I can't wait for the rest of the season to play out as I'm sure that plenty of drama will ensue!!

Bromance = Brody Jenner is Gay

Ok kids, last night I caught bits & pieces of the not so highly anticipated new MTV series "Bromance" where reality star/son of athletic celeb, Brody Jenner is looking for a new BFF. First of all the name says it all and while by definition the word Bromance is a non-sexual relationship between two straight men that are unusually close this whole show points to GAY! Now like I said I didn't see the whole ep though I did DVR it & plan to watch it to further analyze the severe homosexual nature of the show but the only thing I really needed to see was the elimination, portion of the show. Let me explain it for you...so Brody (who mentions numerous times how every woman wants him) tells the guys that someone is going to be eliminated & he's going to the hot tub to think it over & once he's made his decision ALL the guys are to meet him in the hot tub & he'll tell them who got cut. I'm sorry but dude, a bunch of guys in bathing suits in a hot tub fighting to "be with" Brody Jenner...that sounds pretty gay to me. Am I wrong here? Feel free to check out the site at MTV.com & you can watch full episodes & decide for yourself!!

Very Country Christmas

So as I prepare to embark on my journey to TN for the holidays there is a damn good chance I won't be posting much while I'm away. So, I figured I'd leave you with links to a couple games to keep you busy until I get back!!

First, try your hand at throwing shoes at George Bush :)

And once that gets old why not try shooting Bin Laden in a liquor store :)

Both games are highly addictive so I hope you enjoy them & have a great Christmas!!

Lovely Detroit

Happy Holidays everyone...this blows!!

Pivenometer

Apparently Jeremy Piven had to bail on his current Broadway show "Speed-the-Plow" due to a high mercury count. Not really sure what this means but I'll be his understudy is thrilled!! The playwright David Mamet had this to say in Variety regarding Piven's bizarre condition development.

"I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury," Mamet told the entertainment trade mag. "So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

Check the rest of the article at Yahoo!
photo courtesy of msn

Horoscopes For This Week!!

Here is the Real Detroit Horoscope, enjoy!!

KarMadonna

So while performing in Rio it was super rainy outside & though Madonna had an umbrella guy he could only keep up when she was standing still. Basically, Madonna was dancing in the rain & fell on her ass & oddly enough it was during "She's Not Me" and let me tell ya, it took some cool points from her. I think it is perfect karma for her to fall on her ass while singing about how freaking awesome she is. As much as I love her she did some shitty stuff to Guy & their family & I think this was just a bit of karmic retribution. Check the video below, it's pretty funny!! It's kind of long but she falls about a minute into it :) I also noticed during my searches for this video that she has tripped before & almost fallen before during the same song...maybe she should give that one up!! She falls a lot actually but is pretty good about covering it up...a true dancer, you never stop, the show must go on!!

Douche Marry's Fake Boobs

So, did you guys catch the Hills? Of course I did, you all know that I’m an embarrassed junkie! Now, here is what I had to say to my co-worker regarding the whole shebang:

So it wasn't true that Heidi was drugged like her mom thought...she was just wasted! Her comment "a lot a bit" in reference to how much she drank...that's how I would want to remember my wedding...you aren't supposed to get hammered until the reception, oh but that's right, they didn't have one!! Now, I was confused, did they get married at like 6 am or something? They were wasted on Patron at dinner & then hung-over & married the next morning, yet they married in daylight...I was very confused. I so agree about his nasty ass facial hair, he could have at least trimmed the stache so it wasn't curling over his upper lip; it was driving me crazy!

Those 2 are just sick & I can't wait for Whitney's show mainly because the Pratt's won't be on it!!! Oh, I also loved his repeated comments about how he wants her all to himself...only proving the point of everyone!! She even looked right at the camera at one point when he said something about being obsessed with her, maybe she thought the crew would save her, lol.

I don’t normally watch the after show but I happened to catch the beginning and when they showed the clip of Spencer talking Heidi into it & saying it should be just "us" for "us" with only "us" all about "us" and they kept showing the cover of Us magazine? It was hysterical!!

My favorite part of the whole episode though was Justin telling Stephanie to put up posters!!! I hit rewind like twice & was dying laughing.

This clip from Chelsea Lately about sums it up!!

Who Throws a Shoe? Really?

This clip made my day, it's hysterical...I don't think it will ever get old!!

Bettie Page Dies at 85

Bettie Page is by far the most memorable pin-up model to ever exist and she died yesterday in the hospital where she had been for a few weeks after suffering a heart attack and pneumonia. Her images and films, I'm certain, will continue to wow people for decades to come. Bettie was in Playboy magazine in 1955 as the Playmate of the month in January when the magazine was still getting started. She had a short lived career in the 50's before she became "born again" and quit the business. She was certainly controversial for her time but without her, who knows where women would be today. It's people like her who push the envelope regardless of how others think of them and they (whether they know it or not) pave the way for others to make their own choices and have more options throughout their lives. Bettie will certainly be missed but never forgotten!! For the full article from E! click here.