Real Detroit Horoscopes!!

It's Wednesday which means it's time for your Real Detroit Weekly horoscopes!!
 

Real Detroit Horoscopes!!

Happy hump day, come & see what your future holds in your Real Detroit Horoscope!!
 

Who's a bigger slut, you or your locals?

Take this quiz to find out whether or not you need to bang more people to catch up with your city or if the other city dwellers need to pick up their game to catch up with you!!
 

Horoscopes

It's Wednesday & you know what that means...Real Detroit Horoscopes, enjoy!!
 

Kelsey & Camille are finally done...now on to the next one!

It seems that Kelsey & Camille Grammer have finally come to a settlement which will be expedited & the divorce should be done by Thursday so that Kelsey can get ready to marry his fiance Kayte Walsh at the end of this month.  The settlement amount has not yet been disclosed but I'm going to guess that she got the 50 Million she was looking for...he probably fought it for a minute but then realized that he was getting married in a couple weeks so give the bitch what she wants.  Apparently it was rumored that Camille was going to move to Real Housewives of New York (why I have no idea, she doesn't live there he does) but that's not true & nothing has been said as to whether or not she'll be signing on for the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but I really hope she doesn't.  She's not entertaining, she makes me sick with all of her righteous behavior & her over indulgence of everything like having 4 nannies for 2 kids...I'm sorry but that's just gluttonous & Ms. "Jesus complex" should know that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins!

 

Bald Eagle

Check out this photo that my parents neighbors in TN took while out for a walk...good thing they had their camera!!  This is one of natures beauties that is thankfully no longer an endangered or a threatened species!

 

"Clever" vanity plates?

On my way home today I was cut off by a lovely gentleman who turned on his blinker after he squeezed in front of me which caused me to get annoyed but the annoyance passed as I got up closely behind him at the light & saw his license plate which read NRICO but the clever lad ordered an Eastern Michigan University license plate so it would read ENRICO...smart right?  Well, it might have been if the plate weren't covered by a Wayne State license plate plastic cover thingy.  It just kills me how people think they are being all smart by using college license plates to help them make their vanity plate!  Perhaps if they actually went to college & got a degree they would know that not only are vanity plates dumb but it doesn't sound very smart when someone says "oh, you went to Eastern?" and your dumb ass says "no...see, I used the E to spell my name".  I see this all the time with the Michigan State plates too, people use the S & then make a word off of it...these are not building blocks people, they say "hey, I went to school here" so if you didn't go to school there then please stop ordering their license plates.  Actually, I think if you want a school plate you should be required to prove that you were at least at some point a student or employee there!  I mean, you have to prove you are a veteran to get a veteran plate don't you?  Also, just so you know I did try to get a pic of Nrico's plate but my windshield was so dirty you can't see it, sorry but I tried!
 

Horoscopes to accompany your blizzard!

Hey hey guys, I hope you are enjoying your snow day & staying warm!  Here's a little something to occupy your time, enjoy your Real Detroit Horoscope.
 

It's Horoscope Day!!

It's Wednesday, it's hump day, most importantly it's horoscope day!!!  Click here for your Real Detroit Weekly horoscopes.
 

83rd Academy Award Nominations

Actor in a Leading Role

• Javier Bardem in “Biutiful”
• Jeff Bridges in “True Grit”
• Jesse Eisenberg in “The Social Network”
• Colin Firth in “The King's Speech”
• James Franco in “127 Hours”

Actor in a Supporting Role

• Christian Bale in “The Fighter”
• John Hawkes in “Winter's Bone”
• Jeremy Renner in “The Town”
• Mark Ruffalo in “The Kids Are All Right”
• Geoffrey Rush in “The King's Speech”

Actress in a Leading Role

• Annette Bening in “The Kids Are All Right”
• Nicole Kidman in “Rabbit Hole”
• Jennifer Lawrence in “Winter's Bone”
• Natalie Portman in “Black Swan”
• Michelle Williams in “Blue Valentine”

Actress in a Supporting Role

• Amy Adams in “The Fighter”
• Helena Bonham Carter in “The King's Speech”
• Melissa Leo in “The Fighter”
• Hailee Steinfeld in “True Grit”
• Jacki Weaver in “Animal Kingdom”

Animated Feature Film

• “How to Train Your Dragon” Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois
• “The Illusionist” Sylvain Chomet
• “Toy Story 3” Lee Unkrich

Directing

• “Black Swan” Darren Aronofsky
• “The Fighter” David O. Russell
• “The King's Speech” Tom Hooper
• “The Social Network” David Fincher
• “True Grit” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen 

Best Picture

• “Black Swan” Mike Medavoy, Brian Oliver and Scott Franklin, Producers
• “The Fighter” David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman and Mark Wahlberg, Producers
• “Inception” Emma Thomas and Christopher Nolan, Producers
• “The Kids Are All Right” Gary Gilbert, Jeffrey Levy-Hinte and Celine Rattray, Producers
• “The King's Speech” Iain Canning, Emile Sherman and Gareth Unwin, Producers
• “127 Hours” Christian Colson, Danny Boyle and John Smithson, Producers
• “The Social Network” Scott Rudin, Dana Brunetti, Michael De Luca and Ceán Chaffin, Producers
• “Toy Story 3” Darla K. Anderson, Producer
• “True Grit” Scott Rudin, Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, Producers
• “Winter's Bone" Anne Rosellini and Alix Madigan-Yorkin, Producers 

For the full list of all of the nominees click here.