Welcome Back Harry!

For all of you who just love Prince Harry you will be thrilled to know that he is back on the market! Him & Chelsea split after 5 years saying the relationship had run it's course. In human speak that means that the sex had gotten really boring & they want to sleep with other people. Anyway, click here if you want to read the article.

Hasselbitch is Pregnant Again

Poor kid!! I can't stand this chick, I really wish she would just go back to being a nobody & leave the American public at peace. She said that she was pregnant for a couple months & had no idea, she kept saying she had...get this...electionitis. WTF is that supposed to be? She also said she realized that it wasn't that, she was "knocked up". What a very lady like statement to make about yourself & your unborn child. I hope the baby is a Democrat & comes out wearing an Obama t-shirt!!

Jessica Simpson Is Fat, Probably From All The Chili!

Ok so it was reported that Jessica Simpson had gained some weight and her sister was all pissed that Fox News would report such awful things. Well, personally, it's not the fact that she stopped working on her arms or chose to wear such un-flattering clothing, it's the fact that all of this was discovered at her most recent "concert" which took place at a freaking chili cook-off in Florida?! I could care less if she ate the whole lot of Little Debbie snacks at the grocery store, because the less skinny girls there are running around the better I look but WTF happened to this chicks career? If I had to go from being an "it" girl to performing at chili cook-offs, I'd retire!! To see all the pics click here and to read her sister's opinion, click here.

So Cold In The D

Ok guys, so I listen to 89X every morning on my way to work & they often play clips from this local "artist's" jam...check it out yourself & enjoy! Should bring a smile to your face :)

Horoscopes!!

Here are your Real Detroit horoscopes for this week, enjoy!!

Best & Worst of the SAG's

Ok so I’m a couple days behind but I’ve been busy!! I have to say that the SAG awards are one of my favorite shows mainly because they are short & they don’t give technical awards, it’s all about the actors which is who I tune in to see. I was only able to catch a little bit of the red carpet so I had to watch the show to see what people were wearing. Now, it was hard to come up with only a top 3 this year so I have my favorite 4 ladies, my least favorite 4 ladies with a couple extra nods to those who were a mess but not a hot mess. I have 3 hot men & 1 train wreck…really, it’s hard to pick good/bad when it comes to the men because they all wear pretty much the same outfit!

My Best Dressed Ladies are as follows:

Claire Danes, although she needs to eat something
Diane Lane
Jenna Fischer, now she didn’t look awesome but she looked the best she’s ever looked so I have to give her props for that.
Evan Rachel Wood was actually my favorite, I don’t know if I like her but I really liked her dress/hair/accessories

My Best Dressed Men are as follows:

Brad Pitt, less the stache & I give him props for his pocket square matching his girls dress
Will Arnett
Anthony Hopkins was my favorite, very classic

Now, for the WORST of the worst:

Ladies:

Sad to say Angelina Jolie, I love her but was not feeling her boring blue dress & awful up-do
Amy Adams, the front of her dress looked like it had a tumor on it
Eva Longoria, come on…that dress looked like a glorified figure skating costume
Teri Hatcher was by far the worst of all of the women, she looked like she wrapped herself in toilet paper & left the house, even the lady behind her is in shock over the hideous nature of said tp dress

Now I do need to point out some hideous things that I noticed about some of the other ladies, Susan Sarandon was in flip flops, Sally Field’s dress was falling apart, and Dana Delaney wore something out of her closet….very bad idea, she looked AWFUL but because she was wearing nobody I didn’t put her on the worst dressed list.

Mens:

Mickey Rourke, the man actually had his hand in his pants when he met Kate Winslet…nuff said

Miss Indiana

Katie Stram is our new Miss America. Now, I didn't watch the pageant because now that I am an adult I have better things to do than watch a pageant on a Saturday night but it made me think how excited I would get for the pageants when I was a kid. It's very similar to the way I feel now about the Oscars I assume, looking forward to seeing all the dresses & pretty people all in one place & thinking that maybe, just maybe one day I'll be on that stage!! Well at any rate, congrats Katie, I read that you were fighting laryngitis so I hope you feel better & I hope they used a special microphone for you :)
photo courtesy Associated Press

Chet...

So I don't know if any of you are watching the new Real World in Brooklyn but I decided to watch this season due to the post-op transgender chick, hot gay guy, guy who served in Iraq, a dancer girl & some other folks. I'm coming to find that my favorite person on the show is Chet, the self proclaimed straight guy who thinks very highly of himself & I have no idea why! This dude says some of the dumbest shit but I just heard the best. This aired on the episode that was on Wednesday night & he was out at the bar with some roommates & a friend of the guy with the abs who is a chick from Brooklyn & a model. He said "there is a strong attraction, I mean physical at least, she's a model & I'm Chet so..." So what dude, you aren't a model or even that attractive at least not to straight women & if you want to be "straight" then stop wearing the eye liner, you're not in a band, thanks!!

Fist This!

I don't know how I missed this earlier this week, it's freaking hysterical!!

BTW lady, it's called a fist bump not fisting!! Fisting is something that only professionals who are being paid should really endure although I know that plenty of people participate in the activity that don't get paid for it & can I just say...OUCH!! If you aren't sure what fisting is you may want to check out some hard core porn :)

And The Nominees Are....

So, the nominees for the Oscars were released & here is a taste of who is up for that golden boy!!

Actor: Sean Penn, Richard Jenkins, Frank Langella, Brad Pitt, Mickey Rourke
Supporting Actor: Josh Brolin, Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Robert Downey Jr., Michael Shannon

Actress: Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, Melissa Leo
Supporting Actress: Viola Davis, Penelope Cruz, Amy Adams, Taraji P. Henson, Marisa Tomei

Picture: Slumdog Millionaire, Frost/Nixon, The Reader, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Milk

To see the full list click here. I'm going to see Milk this weekend & I'm super excited about that & I didn't see any of the other movies that are up for best picture. I think this years supporting actor category is interesting given the Robert Downey & Heath Ledger nominations considering the fact that rarely if ever does a "super hero" flick or even a "comedy" for that matter win anything. I have a feeling that Kate Winslet will walk away with an award as will Frank Langella, but some people still seem to think that Mickey Rourke will take it...that, my friends is a scary thought!!