"I Calls Em Like I Sees Em!"

Nov 30, 2010

Mahairy Coochie is having twins?

Mariah Carey hasn't confirmed but that bitch is having twins...or at least I hope she is because she's huge (unfortunately I can't find photos)!  Apparently she was on some radio show & referred to the baby as "they" but she wouldn't confirm if it was one or twins which we all know means it's twins!  God help us all & those poor little kids...like her trashy ass breeding with her has been husband isn't bad enough they have to have 2 at once? 
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Horoscopes from last week

I just realized I forgot to post the Real Detroit Horoscopes last week!  Had I remembered to post them I would have seen that Richie Hawtin spun at Elysium last week...boo, I always miss all of the good shit!
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Nov 19, 2010

A little birthday gift!

A little "happy birthday" video from my coworker! The sound was "start spreading the news" so just play it in your head, enjoy!!

video
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It's my birthday!!

Today I have some big plans going on...first up is a massage & then after that my friend Doug is taking me to my favorite restaurant Union Street in downtown Detroit for a late lunch & then after that the real excitement hits...I'm going to go home to lay on my sofuton & watch Netflix movies all night long!!!!  I have a feeling that I might fall asleep early due to the massage & all but I don't really care, after all I am older now & need my rest.  The included photo is from 30 years ago...it is me & my grandpa celebrating our (63rd & 3rd) birthday together like we did every year & as much as I miss him & us sharing our days I'll still eat cake!
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Nov 17, 2010

Horoscopes for my birthday week!

Well, I'll be 33 this week...boo...but here are the Real Detroit Horoscopes for this week so, enjoy!!
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Nov 12, 2010

It all makes sense!

When I was in my 20's I used to be spontaneous, aside from Thursday nights at the Biergarten and the occasional "big night out" I never knew what my evening would have in store yet now that I'm in my 30's my plans have to be made for the weekend by Wednesday or I'm opting to stay home & rent movies.  Last night I realized why this is & it's actually quite simple.  When my group of friends were all in our 20's we went out every night of the week, every weekend everyone was going out in full force so why would I bother making plans?  I would call everyone I knew on Saturday afternoon to see what they were up to that night & then I'd pick which option sounded best to me.  If I tried that now I would get a lot of "we're staying in", "we have plans with so & so to play cards", "we're just going up to the corner bar for the game & a burger & making it an early night".  

Do you see a pattern?  Back in our 20's there were no "we's" it was all "I's" so of course we wanted to get out & be social & have fun & meet people but now...I'm the only "I" left in a posse of "we" & that is why I'm no longer spontaneous.  If I don't make plans with my peeps in advance to ensure that I can get out & be social then my Saturday night option is going up to the local bar & drinking alone...talk about a killer weekend!  It also doesn't help that 99% of the time when my friends do want to hang out we hang out in their neighborhood (partially my fault) but what good does that do me?  I don't want to meet people in my old neighborhood, I want to meet people where I live now but nobody wants to drive the oh so far 20 minutes to come hang out with me so this also hinders my spontaneity.  

Case in point, I get a text at 8:00 from someone in my old neighborhood telling me that they are at the bar & I should come up.  Well, first of all it's 8 & I have no plans so I'm in my PJ's which means I have to shower & get ready & then pack an overnight bag & drive 20 minutes...unload my overnight stuff & "check in" to my accommodations & then drive my happy ass up to the  bar.  When I arrive at the bar at 10:30 everyone is already wasted & 30 minutes later we are all leaving so basically I got ready for no reason at all other than to wake up the next morning & have to drive home.  If for some reason a friend of mine texted & said "hey, I'm up at the bar by your house, come up here" then I would be there in 30 minutes but that never happens.  So before you give me shit about not being spontaneous stop & think about what role you might play in that!
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Nov 11, 2010

Horoscopes are here

I finally got internet so here are your Real Detroit Horoscopes for this week!  
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Nov 10, 2010

Horoscopes are going to be

Horoscopes are going to be delayed as I have no internet access at work but hopefully the issue will be fixed shortly!

Nov 3, 2010

Horoscope day already?

Yep, you got it! Click here for your Real Detroit Horoscope for this week, enjoy!
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