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Dec 29, 2010

Final horoscope for 2010...

Here are your final Real Detroit Horoscopes for 2010...I hope it's a good one!!
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I'm a winner!!

ideeli is one of the best shopping sites online...it's like TJ Maxx but with better designers & there's no crowds to fight while you shop either!!  ideeli runs tons of giveaways via email & Facebook & I enter all of them that appeal to me including the one I recently won.  I was so excited to find out that I won the Ultimate Shoe Closet giveaway I about peed my pants.  Anyway, if you want to read the announcement on their blog then click here and the best part of course...the shoes...the photos are below!!  I love the shoes that were chosen for me but a little color would have been nice since I have tons of black shoes already.  If you want to shop their site or sign up for their giveaways then you need an invite & I've posted one in the top right corner of this site...you are welcome.

Charles David boot, Betsey Johnson pump, BCBG flat & wedge, Kenneth Cole boot

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Dec 23, 2010

Real Detroit Ho ho horoscopes!!

A day late they are but you are still getting them before Christmas so don't complain!  Here are your Real Detroit Horoscopes :)
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Dec 15, 2010

New Kids Got Run Over by a Reindeer?

Thanks for sharing this Steph!! Happy Holidays everyone!!!!

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Humpty horoscopes!!

After this one there are only 2 more horoscopes left in 2010...doesn't that seem like crazy talk to you?  Come & get it, click here for your Real Detroit Horoscopes!!
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Dec 14, 2010

Michael C. Hall & Jennifer Carpenter Split

They haven't even been married for 2 years & they've apparently been separated for a while already...seriously?  So do you guys think that she started bugging the shit out of him the way she does the rest of us?  Perhaps it was her lack of tits or the fact that they play siblings on TV?  Maybe him going through & overcoming Hodgkins lymphoma was just too much for her to handle, who knows but I'm sure he was grateful to have her in his life during that time.  Anyway, they are done so maybe now she can be killed off on the show...one can hope right?

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Dec 8, 2010

No horoscopes :(

Talk about disappointing!  I just went to the Real Detroit Weekly website & last weeks horoscopes are still up there...WTF is going on?  I guess we'll just have to head into this week blind & see what happens.
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Dec 1, 2010

Horoscopes...on time!

Here they are, your Real Detroit Horoscopes...hopefully they help you deal with the fact that it started snowing today :(
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Nov 30, 2010

Mahairy Coochie is having twins?

Mariah Carey hasn't confirmed but that bitch is having twins...or at least I hope she is because she's huge (unfortunately I can't find photos)!  Apparently she was on some radio show & referred to the baby as "they" but she wouldn't confirm if it was one or twins which we all know means it's twins!  God help us all & those poor little kids...like her trashy ass breeding with her has been husband isn't bad enough they have to have 2 at once? 
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Horoscopes from last week

I just realized I forgot to post the Real Detroit Horoscopes last week!  Had I remembered to post them I would have seen that Richie Hawtin spun at Elysium last week...boo, I always miss all of the good shit!
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Nov 19, 2010

A little birthday gift!

A little "happy birthday" video from my coworker! The sound was "start spreading the news" so just play it in your head, enjoy!!

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It's my birthday!!

Today I have some big plans going on...first up is a massage & then after that my friend Doug is taking me to my favorite restaurant Union Street in downtown Detroit for a late lunch & then after that the real excitement hits...I'm going to go home to lay on my sofuton & watch Netflix movies all night long!!!!  I have a feeling that I might fall asleep early due to the massage & all but I don't really care, after all I am older now & need my rest.  The included photo is from 30 years ago...it is me & my grandpa celebrating our (63rd & 3rd) birthday together like we did every year & as much as I miss him & us sharing our days I'll still eat cake!
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Nov 17, 2010

Horoscopes for my birthday week!

Well, I'll be 33 this week...boo...but here are the Real Detroit Horoscopes for this week so, enjoy!!
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Nov 12, 2010

It all makes sense!

When I was in my 20's I used to be spontaneous, aside from Thursday nights at the Biergarten and the occasional "big night out" I never knew what my evening would have in store yet now that I'm in my 30's my plans have to be made for the weekend by Wednesday or I'm opting to stay home & rent movies.  Last night I realized why this is & it's actually quite simple.  When my group of friends were all in our 20's we went out every night of the week, every weekend everyone was going out in full force so why would I bother making plans?  I would call everyone I knew on Saturday afternoon to see what they were up to that night & then I'd pick which option sounded best to me.  If I tried that now I would get a lot of "we're staying in", "we have plans with so & so to play cards", "we're just going up to the corner bar for the game & a burger & making it an early night".  

Do you see a pattern?  Back in our 20's there were no "we's" it was all "I's" so of course we wanted to get out & be social & have fun & meet people but now...I'm the only "I" left in a posse of "we" & that is why I'm no longer spontaneous.  If I don't make plans with my peeps in advance to ensure that I can get out & be social then my Saturday night option is going up to the local bar & drinking alone...talk about a killer weekend!  It also doesn't help that 99% of the time when my friends do want to hang out we hang out in their neighborhood (partially my fault) but what good does that do me?  I don't want to meet people in my old neighborhood, I want to meet people where I live now but nobody wants to drive the oh so far 20 minutes to come hang out with me so this also hinders my spontaneity.  

Case in point, I get a text at 8:00 from someone in my old neighborhood telling me that they are at the bar & I should come up.  Well, first of all it's 8 & I have no plans so I'm in my PJ's which means I have to shower & get ready & then pack an overnight bag & drive 20 minutes...unload my overnight stuff & "check in" to my accommodations & then drive my happy ass up to the  bar.  When I arrive at the bar at 10:30 everyone is already wasted & 30 minutes later we are all leaving so basically I got ready for no reason at all other than to wake up the next morning & have to drive home.  If for some reason a friend of mine texted & said "hey, I'm up at the bar by your house, come up here" then I would be there in 30 minutes but that never happens.  So before you give me shit about not being spontaneous stop & think about what role you might play in that!
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Nov 11, 2010

Horoscopes are here

I finally got internet so here are your Real Detroit Horoscopes for this week!  
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Nov 10, 2010

Horoscopes are going to be

Horoscopes are going to be delayed as I have no internet access at work but hopefully the issue will be fixed shortly!

Nov 3, 2010

Horoscope day already?

Yep, you got it! Click here for your Real Detroit Horoscope for this week, enjoy!
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Oct 27, 2010

Horoscope day!!

Come on down & get your Real Detroit Horoscopes here & see what your future has in store!!
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Happy Halloween!!!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

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Oct 26, 2010

Best dog costume!

Thank you to Jon Knight (yes of New Kids fame) for posting this photo on Twitter today...it's my favorite pet costume for this year!!  For those who don't know, it's referencing Antoine Dodson's colorful statement on a local news channel after a woman was raped in her home in the Lincoln Park housing project in Huntsville, Alabama.
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Oct 21, 2010

Glee photo shoot controversy

Hey readers...click here view the post I wrote on my other blog.

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Oct 20, 2010


I got caught up watching my favorite episode of South Park (Up the Down Steroid) and almost forgot to post these!!  Here are your Real Detroit horoscopes for this week, enjoy.
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Oct 19, 2010

Bad website placement!

 A trainer next to dessert...who does that?

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Oct 14, 2010

Well well, Snooki here...

 It looks like Ms. Nicole Polizzi better known as Snooki will be getting her own spin off from Jersey Shore.  Initially we heard that Snooki & JWow would be getting a show together but MTV realized that Snooki is where the the money is apparently.  I have to admit that bitch is funny but I don't know if I could watch a show just about her...I guess it all depends on when it's on.  Anyway, no idea what the premise will be or what it will be called but I'm assuming the whole "Snookin for Love" thing is out the window since she's got a man, a new one I think so she doesn't need any help in that department which I find very strange.  Who would want to date her or The Situation?  I guess if I had to pick I'd date her!! Want to be Snooki for Halloween? Click this!
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Kim Kardashain's silver dollars

So I know this is totally old news today but I didn't have the time to post yesterday...did you guys see the photos of Kim Kardashian painted in silver & nude in W magazine?  Well I just wanted to say first of all that not only are her breasts painted silver but she has HUGE nipples & apparently silver isn't very slimming because her ass looks twice it's already large size & not in a good way, though I'm sure all of my black male friends would totally disagree!  Here's the pics & thanks to wwtdd.com for them.

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Christina Aguilera filed for divorce

Well that trial split lasted all of 5 minutes & I guess it didn't work because Christina filed for divorce from her husband Jordan citing the usual "irreconcilable differences" & requesting joint custody of their son Max.  I have no idea if there were prenups involved or not but both of them do pretty well for themselves so I have a feeling that this might be a quick & easy split.  Nothing has been said as to what actually caused the want to split in the first place but I assume it's just plain boredom & growing apart...especially since her career was on hold for so long right after they had the baby & I think they just spent way too much time alone together & realized that they in fact were not a good match.  This is pretty common because it's really not all that hard to get sick of someone especially when you see them all the damn time!  I still think her choice to be orange played a small role as well. 
photo courtesy people.com
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Oct 13, 2010

Rachel & Rodger are having a baby!

We all watched Rachel Zoe on her show this season talking about starting a family with her husband Rodger & the word is out (hush hush of course) that Zoe is pregnant!  Her bump was spotted recently which must mean that she's a few weeks pregnant...considering the fact that she's a toothpick with a lot of hair it won't take long before her pregnancy goes from hush hush to blazingly obvious.  I really hope that due to her size she's able to carry the baby to full term without having to spend too much time on bed rest.  One perk to her having this baby will be that she will add a few pounds to her bony body which she desperately needs...the photo here was taken just this past summer so she obviously needs a little extra meat on her bones & having a baby is a great reason for her to do just that.  A big congrats to Rachel & Rodger & also to Brad who I just heard left Rachel's company (on good terms) to get into being a stylist all on his own & he's very happy about it as I saw something online saying that he's like the only 30 year old assistant so it was really time to get on with his own gig & Rachel couldn't be happier for him!!
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Real Detroit Horoscopes!!

It's that time of week again...come on & get your horoscope on!!
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Oct 12, 2010

One split, two split

It was quite the week for splitting couples, first up Courteney Cox & David Arquette announced their split & honestly I can't believe it lasted as long as it did.  They were together for 11 years & honestly I didn't think it would even last 2 years since she is so level headed & seems like a control freak while he is a grown 5 year old who doesn't ever seem to take anything seriously.  He explains here why they split & it's basically because he's a grown child!

Then we had the split of Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman who apparently are going to try living apart but are still fully committed to their son Max.  These 2 were married for 5 years & so far nothing has been said as to why they split but I'm going to guess her being orange now had to play some role, right?  Any way, both couples say that they aren't yet choosing divorce but when was the last time that you saw a couple do a trial separation & then get back together?  Pink & Carey don't count because they divorced & then got back together so it's a totally different situation!
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Oct 7, 2010

Real Detroit Horoscopes!!

Sorry I was sick yesterday kiddies...I didn't get around to posting anything at all but most importantly I neglected posting your Horoscopes
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Oct 5, 2010

The Kids are All Right

The girls went & saw this movie on Saturday night & I had been wanting to see it, thought it looked great & had such an awesome cast (Annette Benning, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo) but then I totally forgot about it so I was super happy to find out that the gals were seeing it.  We went out to the Main in Royal Oak for this one as it's not showing at "regular" theaters which is probably why I forgot about it.  

Anyway, the basic synopsis is 2 lesbians who used the sperm of the same man (via sperm bank) to both get pregnant & now the kids are grown, daughter is off to college soon & son is 15.  The son wants to know who his dad is so he asks his sister to find out since she's now 18 & legally can look into it so she does & the father is Ruffalo & he still lives close by so they go & meet him.  When the moms find out about it they aren't the happiest but do what they can to welcome this turn of events & this change to their family dynamic.  The moms, the kids, and the donor all have to figure out how to coexist & of course run into road blocks but along the way this movie is freaking hilarious!  It's not solely a comedy but it's a great balance of heart & humor & I highly suggest this movie to everyone though your basic homophobic guys won't like it & the pervs...well, there's no major girl on girl action so don't expect it.  I would totally give this movie 3.5 out of 4 olives!!
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Oct 1, 2010

Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake...history of Hip Hop!

Ya'll know I'm not a Fallon fan but I am a JT fan & a fan of talent so while Fallon isn't funny he's got some rap skills...maybe he should quit his night job!

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Sep 29, 2010

Horoscopes for this week

It's time to read up & see what Cal Garrison thinks is in store for you...I hope it's good!!  Come & get your Real Detroit Horoscopes here.
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