"I Calls Em Like I Sees Em!"

Mar 30, 2011


I'm watching Funny Farm on my lunch break but don't worry, I didn't forget everyone else...here are your horoscopes for this week!!
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Mar 23, 2011

Elizabeth Taylor Dies, 79

(CNN) -- Elizabeth Taylor, the legendary actress famed for her beauty, her jet-set lifestyle, her charitable endeavors and her many marriages, has died, her publicist told CNN Wednesday. She was 79.

Taylor died "peacefully today in Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles," said a statement from her publicist. She was hospitalized six weeks ago with congestive heart failure, "a condition with which she had struggled for many years. Though she had recently suffered a number of complications, her condition had stabilized and it was hoped that she would be able to return home. Sadly, this was not to be."

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Here are this weeks Real Detroit Horoscopes, enjoy!!
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Mar 18, 2011

Mar 17, 2011

Happy St. Pat's & here's your horoscope!

Hey guys, I'm sorry I missed posting horoscopes yesterday so here they are.  I totally didn't even realize that yesterday was Wednesday due to the fact that I was out of the office after having my wisdom teeth removed, talk about fun!  I spent 5 days on the couch in pain drifting in & out of sleep, popping pills like a junkie, reading magazines, watching TV & craving food I couldn't eat.  I'm finally starting to feel better today, the pain is pretty much gone & tomorrow is my last day of antibiotics, woot!  The only thing that is still getting in my way is the fact that I cannot open my huge mouth & honestly, all I want right now is a freaking sandwich!  It's St. Patrick's Day & I would love nothing more than a Reuben from Dagwood's but deconstructing a sandwich like that so it can be eaten with a fork completely ruins it & I couldn't even get a tiny Hostess donut in my mouth this morning without cutting it in half horizontally.  Anyway, if you are going to be out partying today do it safely & if you aren't then welcome to my club & someone please have a Reuben for me somewhere!!
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Mar 1, 2011

Best & Worst dressed at the Oscars!!

Here are my choices for best dressed female, in order from least fave to most fave:

Mila Kunis is so hot & has been spot on all awards season, she looked amazing!!  I liked Camilla's dress because it is simple & chic & she looks banging in it.  Jennifer's dress is a beautiful color & a beautiful fit but because of all of her weight loss she has the deflated boobs going on so she needs to get them fixed because she keeps wearing dresses that show them off & they aren't in a state to be shown off.  My cousin went through this after she lost a ton of weight & she basically had to roll & stuff them into her clothes until she had them lifted.  Reese is simple & stunning & I think her hair might be the best part of this outfit.

Here are my choices for worst dressed female...this one was hard because there are a lot of choices & again I've put them in order of least offensive to most offensive with the last one being my worst dressed very possible of the entire awards season this year.

Sadly it's Marisa Tomei who I love dearly but the girl needs a stylist in a bad way.  Her dress looks purple in this photo, it looked navy on my TV when she was on the carpet & black on my TV when she was on stage but no matter what color it is the dress is still hideous, not to mention ill fitting on the top.  Amy Adams might not have been so bad had she skipped the jewelry...when you are wearing a high necked sequin gown you shouldn't wear a necklace, it's too much.  Melissa, well that dress is just plain ugly no matter how you slice it, u-g-l-y.  Cate appears to be wearing a toilet seat on the top half of her dress while Nicole looks very possibly the worst she ever has...her dress looks like it was made from one of Elvis' old show jumpsuits!

As for the boys...best dressed is:

How cute is Justin Timberlake?  Super cute!!

And worst dressed is:

Russell Brand is definitely the worst dressed man of the night (no big surprise there) but his mom looked great! 

A little more of my thoughts on appearances, what was up with Scarlett Johansson's corpse colored lipstick &; the top of her dress?  I also hate to say it but Natalie Portman could have done way better...she looked like a bridesmaid, her dress, shoes & earrings were all the same color, who does that?  

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