"I Calls Em Like I Sees Em!"

Jul 30, 2009

Quote

My mom sent me this quote today & I think it's great: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
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Jul 29, 2009

Horoscopes

Hey hey all, it's Wednesday & you know what that means...yup, Real Detroit Horoscopes. Enjoy!!
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Jul 28, 2009

New Topic At The Counter Project!

Come check out this new question about why this awesome girl is still single & my thoughts on the matter!!
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Jul 24, 2009

Vick Wants To Play?

Fuck Michael Vick...seriously, he honestly thinks he should be allowed back in the NFL after what he's done & according to Goodell he'll likely let him sign a contract & go to training. It seems as though none of the teams want him & I'm hoping that's how it stays, they are saying that they might suspend him for 4 games which would not make it easy for him to get on a team. Any team that takes him is basically saying they support what he did & I'm sorry but if I got busted running a dog fighting ring I would lose my job & after spending time in prison I'd have a hard time finding a new one but this douche bag thinks he can just walk off the prison yard back on to the field? When he does he should be greeted by a bunch of dogs & lets see who wins that fight shall we? I have no respect for anyone who is involved in the bullying of animals for their own personal entertainment & I hope his next job is the fry guy at the nearest McD's. I don't like football as it is but there isn't a chance in hell I would even stay in a bar that was showing a game he was playing in let alone watch it. Hopefully the NFL can look past their greed & keep this fucker out of the sport altogether, he deserves it!!
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Jolie slams Fox?


Dudes, whether this quote from Life & Style is real or not (which I would doubt that it is) I freaking love it, Angelina is one of my faves as you all know & I would definitely support her over Ms. Toe Thumbs any day!!

"Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I'm not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?"
photo courtesy of dlisted.com
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Jul 22, 2009

Horoscopes

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So I Watch Big Brother...


For the last few seasons I've watched Big Brother, mainly because my mom watches it & after my parents moved to TN she was always talking about it so I started watching it to have something to talk about with her & my aunts as well. So far this season is fairly good but I just have to say that I can't stand Ronnie, I realllllly hope that he goes home soon, he drives me crazy with the annoying faces he makes when he's being nice. I wasn't that shocked that he didn't try to back door Russell last night (because he's afraid of him) but I really didn't expect him to put Jordan up there. I guess we shall see what happens tomorrow but I really hope they send Laura home...she really should have used some of the cash she spent on her HUGE tits to get her teeth fixed.
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Jul 16, 2009

2009 Emmy Nominations!!


So I'm pretty happy with the majority of the Emmy nominations this year & it should prove to be a tough race in a lot of categories. I have to say that my favorite part about the nominations is that Family Guy is up for best comedy...that's right, for the 2nd time in history a cartoon is up for best comedy...I assume that the previous nom was for The Simpsons.

I have a major complaint that Anna Paquin wasn't nominated for best actress for True Blood & she won last year. In fact, True Blood wasn't nominated for best drama or actor or anything else involving the cast & that my friend is major bull shit. There are 7 shows nominated for best drama & True Blood isn't one of them yet Lost made the list? Are you kidding me? I thought for a second that maybe the season started too late for it to be included this year but Entourage was nominated & it just started on Sunday!!

There were a couple wasted nominations if you ask me, like Sandra Oh & Chandra Wilson for Grey's Anatomy which really needs to just be taken off the air...it has completely gone down the shitter.
Didn't Samantha Who get canceled? Christina Applegate is nominated for best actress in a comedy for that & while I think she is great I also think it's very unfair to nominate someone from a canceled show for an Emmy...if the show just ended that's one thing but when the network pulls it you should be out of the race. For the complete list of nominees click here & see if your favorites made the cut!!

I also wanted to mention that I think it's great that Kathy Griffin is hosting the Schmemmy's this year & she's also been nominated for multiple Emmy's!!
photo courtesy of the emmy website
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Madonna Kills One Roadie & Injures Six More!!!


Well Madonna didn't personally kill that person or injure the others but her "so extravagant it takes 4 days to set up" stage did! She is supposed to perform in France on Sunday & the crew was setting up her stage when it collapsed on them...nobody knows why yet but it ended up killing one & the 6 injured were rushed to the hospital. That's all the info I've got but feel free to check it out here. I really hope she cancels the show...if she didn't that would be just plain tacky!!
photo courtesy of Leslie Dagg
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Jul 15, 2009

Horoscopes

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Alternative Smoking


So I had heard about & seen these "fake cigarettes" online & at tobacco shops & they definitely intrigued me. I used to smoke about a pack a day for like 15 years then I quit for a year & then I went back to social smoking & was at about 1-2 packs a week so I figured that since I was smoking so little why not see what my other options are. Well I was going to start rolling my own because bottom line is even at only 1 to 2 packs a week that's still 25-50 bucks a month & that's just too much to spend & rolling them is way cheaper but time consuming. Well I decided to do some research on alternative smoking & I ran across the SmokeStik which is basically like a nicotine vaporizer. I've had it for a couple days & so far so good, it's kind of heavy which is annoying but I'm sure I'll get used to it. It's a much more "healthy" way to smoke & can even help those who are interested quit smoking. You can purchase the cartridges without nicotine as well as light, medium, high, and menthol so there is something for everyone. I ordered the 2 pack from this site which sells them cheaper since they aren't cheap for start up. I spent just over 60 bucks I think but each cartridge is equal to a pack of smokes & they cost about $2 a piece which is a huge savings. The best thing about these is that you don't smell, you don't have that ash tray taste in your mouth, and you can smoke any damn where you want because it isn't a cigarette! You inhale & exhale vapor which is much better than inhaling & exhaling countless chemicals & tar & poison & everything else that's in smokes. Anyway, I do recommend this product although when I'm out with a bunch of people & I'm drinking I may bring cigarettes anyway because the last thing I want to do is lose the damn Stik or have someone thinking I'm smoking pot in a one hitter!! We shall see though.
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Jul 9, 2009

Real Detroit Horoscopes

Click here for this weeks look into your past, present, and future...they always seem to know exactly what is up!!
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Jul 1, 2009