Mahairy Coochie is having twins?

Mariah Carey hasn't confirmed but that bitch is having twins...or at least I hope she is because she's huge (unfortunately I can't find photos)!  Apparently she was on some radio show & referred to the baby as "they" but she wouldn't confirm if it was one or twins which we all know means it's twins!  God help us all & those poor little kids...like her trashy ass breeding with her has been husband isn't bad enough they have to have 2 at once? 
 

Rachel & Rodger are having a baby!

We all watched Rachel Zoe on her show this season talking about starting a family with her husband Rodger & the word is out (hush hush of course) that Zoe is pregnant!  Her bump was spotted recently which must mean that she's a few weeks pregnant...considering the fact that she's a toothpick with a lot of hair it won't take long before her pregnancy goes from hush hush to blazingly obvious.  I really hope that due to her size she's able to carry the baby to full term without having to spend too much time on bed rest.  One perk to her having this baby will be that she will add a few pounds to her bony body which she desperately needs...the photo here was taken just this past summer so she obviously needs a little extra meat on her bones & having a baby is a great reason for her to do just that.  A big congrats to Rachel & Rodger & also to Brad who I just heard left Rachel's company (on good terms) to get into being a stylist all on his own & he's very happy about it as I saw something online saying that he's like the only 30 year old assistant so it was really time to get on with his own gig & Rachel couldn't be happier for him!!
 

Whoopie More Breeders

Looks like Tom & Gisele are spawning which means 1 of two things...either that baby is going to be super attractive or ugly as hell, most often 2 pretties make an ugly, it's just fact. I hope Gisele gets as big as a house, I always love it when models & skinny chicks get gigantic though the famous ones tend to go back to normal overnight. At least maybe now that she's getting one of her own she can stop glomming on to Bridget Moynahan's kid & claiming it as her own. Obviously this girl is in desperate need of a kid, her clock must be ticking like a mo-fo, maybe she has 2, maybe she stole mine! She can freaking keep it!!

Sober Shower/Bachelorette Party

Poor Kendra...she had to celebrate her shower/bachelorette party sober, what's the frigging point in a bachelorette party if you can't woop it up? I've been to some for ladies who NEVER drink & guess what they did? That's right kids, got WASTED!! Just look at her face in this pic...she looks really bummed in my opinion. Kind of reminds me of my cousin who found out a week before her wedding that she was pregnant again, she wanted to cry at her wedding as everyone was toasting with champagne & she she had water. Her opinion at that point was "what a waste of an open bar when I'm not even consuming any of it", I told her to have a glass of freaking champagne since she was only 5 weeks pregnant I mean come on one glass? It's your wedding!

Hasselbitch is Pregnant Again

Poor kid!! I can't stand this chick, I really wish she would just go back to being a nobody & leave the American public at peace. She said that she was pregnant for a couple months & had no idea, she kept saying she had...get this...electionitis. WTF is that supposed to be? She also said she realized that it wasn't that, she was "knocked up". What a very lady like statement to make about yourself & your unborn child. I hope the baby is a Democrat & comes out wearing an Obama t-shirt!!