Jolie slams Fox?

Dudes, whether this quote from Life & Style is real or not (which I would doubt that it is) I freaking love it, Angelina is one of my faves as you all know & I would definitely support her over Ms. Toe Thumbs any day!!

"Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I'm not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?"
photo courtesy of dlisted.com

Toe Thumbs

Here are pics of the toe thumbs, kind of creepy if you ask me & if my thumbs looked like that I certainly wouldn't be holding them up by my face in a close up shot! What's with her & toes?
Here is an animated toe thumb show :)

Foxy Camel!!

So, did you all get to see the lovely, sexy, smoldering Megan Fox's camel toe incident? Well, don't worry if you didn't because I've got it posted right here! Looking at the extent of said toe it makes me wonder how in the hell she wasn't aware of the very obvious frontal wedgie she was sporting. Speaking as a woman, you know when something has shifted or is up your ass or up your chalupa, especially if it is a lounge wear item because it is hugging everything. I think it's pretty clear that Fox isn't wearing any underwear & when you aren't wearing underwear you really notice something climbing up your chalupa. Maybe she should invest in a Cuchini? My friend Carl informs me that she also has toe thumbs, I'm now on the hunt for verification photos of said toe thumbs.