Guy Gets Slapped

And he tells Madonna she's fat! I'm sorry but I find this story to be quite humorous. I was reading all about the name calling, slaps, cheating...etc. in the new issue of Us and I just think it is funny. These things that happened happen in all relationships, my man pisses me off & I tell him his latest movie sucked then he tells me I'm a bad blogger & then I slap him & then he runs off & hooks up with some girl while I screw a pro baseball player then go home cover myself in lotion & wrap up in saran wrap & tell my man to sleep on the couch. This happens all the time, so why is it so special with these 2? I'll tell you why, it's because Madonna is involved. It really doesn't matter what or who she does or doesn't do, the bitch makes money in her sleep and that's the bottom line, just like MJ it doesn't matter how many mistakes she makes she's an icon, I mean he fondled kids & people will still pay top dollar to see him perform, why? Because of his name (we know it's not his face) it's a household name & those my friend make big bank regardless of their choices. Can I also add that I think A-Rod (other than his eyes) is a downgrade and Ritchie's new girl is very blah to say the least, that is her pic which I nabbed from wwtdd.com.

Crazy Madonna

So I was reading my daily dose of Perez today & he posted some interesting info regarding the Madonna/Guy split.

Insiders say that the marriage "became less about passion and more about control" as Madonna's strange age-defiant rituals emerged.

In addition to forbidding them from watching TV, Madonna reportedly kept her family, and Guy, on a short leash, with strict dietary rules. At dinner everyone ate steamed fish with seasonal vegetables, and for breakfast, Madonna made Guy drink zero-fat smoothies. If Guy wanted a treat, he'd have to sneak down to the pub for one.

Instead of spending time with the fam, Madge spent more time at the gym with her personal trainer, much to the dismay of her husband. And at night, instead of a good old romp in the sack, Madonna preferred to spend hours bathing in pricey creams and zipping herself up in a plastic body bag, which is an ancient alien anti-aging method.

Well I was thinking about this split myself yesterday & while we all know that Madonna is one crazy bitch we all still love her, why, because she's Madonna. Anyway, I'm honestly thinking that because she's so busy all the time lathering up with creams & touring that she will probably keep Lourdes & David & leave Rocco with dad. I also assume that she will take the 2 properties in the states & leave the 2 in London to him. So there you go...divorce settled. To be perfectly honest, I hope that Guy gets a lot of her money, he effing earned it being Mr. Madonna for all these years. I feel so bad for him really, not her, she's fine, she's throwing parties & touring & doing A-Rod & got knows what else but my friends, I'm still super excited to see her next month!!!