Butler gives Aniston the shocker?

During the red carpet at the premiere of their film "The Bounty Hunter" in Paris on the Seine River it looks as though Gerard was picking his seat early!  As you can see in the photo that was taken by a photag obviously from behind, Gerard is pretty much giving Jen the Shocker; likely to make her laugh but there is no way that any guy who hasn't seen you naked would ever go that far with an ass grab.  I'm just saying!  They might not be a couple but I'll bet the sex is hot.  I have no idea who the other guy in the picture (courtesy of daveandchuckthefreak.com) is but he's sure missing out on the fun.

I Call JenAnigans!

So now, the always accurate star magazine is saying that John & Jen are engaged & she popped the question! Shenanigans I say!! There is no way she would marry such a freaking tool box let alone be desperate enough to propose herself (at least I hope not). When he rushed TMZ & told them what actually happened with their break up he was so hopped up on drugs IMHO and Jen just really doesn't strike me as the type to be with someone like that. First they say she's pregs then she's getting married, someone...please tell me it's all rumors. If she is in fact engaged to that douche I will write her off, call her every name in the book, and feel bad that she was so lonely she married a total prick. I know she's a little more granola now that she's not with Brad anymore but seriously, I'd rather she marry Woody Harrelson than John Mayer. I normally don't pray but I think I might need to start & pray for Jen to regain her common sense. I'll bet John is one of those guys, we've all dated them (in our early 20's), the guy who treats you like crap but the sex is so good you can't walk away. I can't imagine sex with him would be that great, I'll bet they listen to his music while screwing...gross, now I'm just creeping myself out!

Johniston - Seriously?

So today's rumor is that Jen went back to douche face because she's pregs with his offspring. If that is true God help us all, that man should not procreate! I know she really wants a family & all but John Mayer is not exactly who I would think of when it came time to get knocked up. I hope this really is a rumor because we all make poor choices when we need to get a little, the only difference is (in my case anyway) we don't have their babies!!! We generally over protect ourselves to make sure that we do not create anything that may have some "Mr. right now's" dna! I just don't think that anyone would bare back it with someone who has been with Jessica Simpson, do you? I mean seriously, she waited until marriage to have sex so you can guarantee that as soon as her & Nick split she screwed everybody!!!