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Apr 29, 2009

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Inappropriate or Appropriate Breast Feeding

Ok so I know I'm going to get flack for this but I really don't give a flack. I totally agree that women have every right to breast feed but I also agree that I have every right not to have to see it. Not every person finds breastfeeding "beautiful & magical" & not every feeding mom should assume that we do. Obviously this also goes both ways, I can respect the fact that you want to feed in public but please do not expose your entire breast to me at Kroger. If I want to see tits I'll go to a strip club & pay to do so, they shouldn't be forced upon me in my day to day life. I'm not allowed to walk around in public topless & I don't think nursing mothers should be allowed to either, go to the restroom or your car or lay a blanket over yourself, natural or not your tits are private & should be respected as such unless you are getting paid to spin on a pole & show them off. What if the tables were turned & men did the feeding from their penis...would you not be offended to see guys walking around with babies hanging off their cocks? I find open, public breastfeeding as inappropriate as men "adjusting" themselves in public or people chewing with their mouth open...we all eat & that's ok but I don't need to see what you are consuming! All these women keep saying "if you don't like it look the other way" so you are going to tell me that with 1 feeding mom in a group of one hundred 99 of the people are supposed to look away? Wouldn't it be easier if that 1 feeding mom excused herself to go to the restroom? Obviously this battle will go on forever but I really just needed to state my case. Please see the photos below for the difference between appropriate & inappropriate breastfeeding just in case you weren't sure.


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Apr 27, 2009

Britney's Tampoon Incident

During a show in Anaheim, CA it appears that Britney forgot to do the all important bathing suit tuck before hitting the stage & left her tampon string hanging out there for everyone to enjoy, gross!! I guess it kills the pregnancy rumors though :)

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Bea Arthur Dies At Age 86


Bea Arthur who played my favorite character on the Golden Girls (Dorothy) passed away over the weekend. Apparently she had been battling cancer for some time. She died early Saturday morning in her home with her family. Arthur was probably best known for her roles on Maude & The Golden Girls which is still one of my favorite shows. Dorothy had the wit that won't quit & I actually named my car after that character when I got it...Dorothy, the silver fox! Estelle Getty who played her mother Sophia on the show recently died as well so I guess they can sit & eat cheesecake in heaven now. Bea Arthur will definitely be missed, women like her are hard to find...funny, witty, sarcastic, straight faced & those were only the qualities she possessed in the public eye, I'm sure she was a great woman when it came to her family & friends & will be missed by them very much. Click here for the full article from people.com.
photo courtesy wire image
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Apr 23, 2009

Horoscopes

I wasn't in the office during lunch yesterday to post the Real Detroit Horoscopes so here you go!!
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Apr 21, 2009

No Offense

Hmm, I wonder if the answer to her question caused her to lose....what do you think? Even if she didn't agree, she should have come up with more of a "it's an individual's right" type answer especially when the question is being asked by a GAY judge!!!!

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Apr 16, 2009

Real Detroit Horoscopes

Hey guys, sorry these are a day late, the week kind of got away from me!
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Apr 15, 2009

The French Are Always Naked!


So we all know that the French could care less about showing a tit here & there in their magazines while us folks here in the US are just far too conservative for that or actually the people who regulate magazine ad are. Anyway, French Elle's cover this month (April) features 8 women (different covers) who are appearing with no makeup or re-touching of any kind. The women featured are celebs not just fools off the street or anything & I guess it's similar to Star Magazine when they do their celebs without makeup specials except these people actually knew their photos were being taken. Anyway, the women just look like women not celebs & that makes them much more identifiable & real than any of the ladies we have on the cover of our magazines!!!
photo courtesy yahoo shine
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Wanna Lose Weight? Are You Lazy?


Check out this article with some simple 5 minute recipes. Me being the extremely picky eater that I am I always have a hard time with diet recipes but I found at least 1 dish per meal that I would totally eat & probably not have to substitute anything. I think it sucks that everything healthy always includes almonds or cottage cheese or yogurt & just thinking of those things make my stomach turn! Anyway, most people aren't as picky as me so I'm sure you could find something you would like. Enjoy!!
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Apr 13, 2009

Phil Spector is One Guilty Mofo!


Phil Spector is a murderer! Finally a celebrity gets punished with a life sentence for a crime that he committed & was accurately convicted of. After a mistrial back in 2007 I'm sure he thought he'd be fine this time around but not so much. Spector shot & killed the cult actress Lana Clarkson & then told his driver that "he thought he killed somebody"...sounds pretty cut & dry to me. Apparently Spector was a totally whack job according to his ex wife Ronnie Spector & other colleagues like John Lennon who he once pulled a gun on. He produced some excellent music over the years but definitely a whack-o. Anyway, check out the full article here if you like.
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Apr 8, 2009

Why Gay Marriage Is A Bad Idea!

I "borrowed" this from someone on Facebook & it was just too sarcastic not to post!! You all know I love my gays & I stand up for their right to divorce just like the rest of us. I'm not the biggest fan of marriage in general but I don't stand in the way of my friends who want to enter into that union, in fact I usually pay a lot of cash to participate because I love them & want them to be happy & if/when the divorce comes around I'll help them burn the personal belongings of the ex. I just don't understand why I can't have this same privilege with my gay friends too, it's really not fair & in all honesty...gay marriage would be one of the best ways to stimulate the economy. Gay men have impeccable taste & would likely spend hefty sums for their nuptials & if a divorce was needed that's again money to stimulate the economy, why can't every state see that?

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
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Apr 6, 2009

I Hate Nicole Kidman

And after looking at this pic I hate her even more. She's sooooo overdressed for the CMA's or ACM's or whatever country music awards show was on last night. She really needs to wake up & smell the cocktail dress. Sure some of the ladies wore full length dresses but not that many & those that did weren't all sparkly & blingy...most of the men wore jeans & a sport coat...ok? This also brings me to Kellie Pickler, she is one scary & ugly bitch but this dress she has on makes it 10 times worse! She looks like a fish...for real except she can't pull it off like Anne Hathaway, sorry sister! While I love Le, her dress was cute but the shoes & accessories & lipstick were all a big mess.
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Apr 3, 2009

Montag Debuts New Track

And it's just as bad as the rest except now she has developed some sort of lisp...WTF? Torture yourself here.
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Nay Nay Madonna!


So I love Madonna & all but I also think it's pretty humorous that the courts in Malawi will not allow her to adopt the 3 year old kid (Chifundo "Mercy" James) she was trying to get. The judge will not allow her to adopt stating that she needs to live in the country for 18 to 24 months & apparently that is a requirement which was why she had such a hard time adopting David on the first go. I don't see why she doesn't just pick another country, or maybe if she did some good will for the country (not just donating cash) they would overlook her lack of residence. I mean, she just rolls in, buys a kid & goes home, at least Brangelina does good deeds for the countries that they adopt from as well as many others. Yes Mo does give money to support orphans in Malawi which I'm sure is a big help but it's not the same as providing emotional & physical support to those kids which is what they really need. So I assume Madonna will appeal the decision like she did last time & probably win like she did last time too and I'm sure the people will have a field day if they let her slide. When she adopted David they went crazy saying that she used her celebrity status to get what she wanted & a small part of me has to agree. Click here for article in Us.
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Apr 1, 2009

Horoscopes

Ok readers, here are your Real Detroit Weekly horoscopes for April Fools, fools!
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