Do you want to see your Friends on the big screen?

Well, apparently the cast of Friends have signed on to do a theater release movie which will come out next year.  Personally as someone who watched Friends & has seen every episode about 30 times & has the board game I think this is a really bad idea.  According to this article everyone was on board except Jen but once she saw how awesome SATC did in the theaters & the fact that they are working on the second one, which will likely be as awesome as the first, she thought that maybe it was time to change her mind.  There is one major difference though...SATC the series was on cable & Friends was network which meant it was filmed in front of (or shown to) an audience so you have the laughter going on throughout the show & I highly doubt the movie will be the same way & that takes away a huge part of the show.  It's so much easier turning cable shows into movies because each episode is almost like a mini movie...no commercials, honest language (cursing & what not), nudity, and more real life situations.  Now I'm not saying I wouldn't see the Friends movie but I'd more than likely either see a matinee or wait for DVD & I can say that even though the show was a way bigger hit than SATC there isn't a chance in hell that the movie will earn half of what SATC did.  Who knows, maybe it will help some of the failing careers that seem to be looming around most of the cast.

New blog dedicated to the many shows I watch

I've started a new blog devoted to the abundance of TV shows that I watch, if you want to see what I think about the freaking Kanye debacle and the True Blood finale hit it up.

I Still Love A Good Puppet Show!!

So, I'm super stoked for the Jeff Dunham Show to come to Comedy Central!!! It doesn't start until 10/22 but it looks like it's going to be great, a hybrid of stand-up & the puppets interacting with real people on the streets & such. I guess Dunham & Comedy Central have a new partnership which should bring us plenty of new programming, merchandise, and obviously laughs for hopefully many years to come.

So I Watch Big Brother...

For the last few seasons I've watched Big Brother, mainly because my mom watches it & after my parents moved to TN she was always talking about it so I started watching it to have something to talk about with her & my aunts as well. So far this season is fairly good but I just have to say that I can't stand Ronnie, I realllllly hope that he goes home soon, he drives me crazy with the annoying faces he makes when he's being nice. I wasn't that shocked that he didn't try to back door Russell last night (because he's afraid of him) but I really didn't expect him to put Jordan up there. I guess we shall see what happens tomorrow but I really hope they send Laura home...she really should have used some of the cash she spent on her HUGE tits to get her teeth fixed.

Only One More?!

So last night was the 2nd to last episode of The L Word ever! I'm so sad that this show is about to end in just 6 days :( I knew something was going to happen with the Tasha, Alice, Jamie saga but I'm glad that it didn't end up happening behind someones back (ala Shane) because Alice deserves way better than to be treated like that. Now even though I'm sad to see the show end I can't wait to see who killed Jenny but my cash is currently on Max because he's been so absent this season, his feminine hormones are raging, and Jenny keeps crossing the line with him. As for last night's episode Bette was smoking sexy as always, I was happy that the Kit/Sunset deal finally showed itself. As for the mama's I so knew that the mother wasn't going to come to LA, I mean come on Bette & Tina couldn't even spring for a flight? They were having a 7 month pregnant chick travel 6 hours on a bus when she could have flown in about an hour? Had I been the chick I wouldn't have come either, funk that...she knows they have the cash. I really wish that Bette would have just finished her story about Jenny & Kelly & the non existent cheating because at this point it really doesn't matter what she did or didn't do the point is that she's hiding it from Tina. Well, I'm just super stoked to see what all unfolds in the finale...it better be good!! I also want to say that I'm glad Jenny is going to die, I don't like her & then if they should make a reunion special or movie then she won't be in it, yay!!!

Worst Show This Season

So I watched the premiere of Kath & Kim a couple weeks ago & thought "boy this is pretty stupid but I'll give it another week" so I did, big mistake! This show is the worst show on television right now, including local public access. Considering the amazing cast this show has I really thought it would be great, but when the writing is shit it really doesn't matter who is on the show now does it? I don't get it, do the writers actually think it's funny? Does anyone? I'm guessing that the actors on the show don't even think it is funny. Selma Blair is really overacting the character and I don't know if it's to compensate for the writing or what but she's not doing herself justice. This show really needs to be canceled before it gets worse & shame on NBC for airing it, I really thought higher of them.

A Slave To My DVR

A friend suggested that I blog about my TV addiction & actually sit down & figure out just how many TV shows I watch. What’s the sad truth? The sad truth is that in total I actually watch 60 different TV shows. Now, I will break these down for you here but before you freak out you should know this total includes shows that aren’t currently on as well as those I watch OnDemand during down time and shows I’ll watch but aren’t a must see. So as of today I must see 21 shows every week with Saturdays off and if I have no plans I usually use that time to watch movies. Ok, let’s break it down & check out my viewing pleasures, which at a glance is a dead give away that I’m a chick & it also appears that I’m in the 15-20 age bracket most days!

Mondays: Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, Two & a Half Men, The Hills, and Exiled.

Tuesdays: 90210, Rachel Zoe Project (season almost over), Real Housewives of Atlanta

Wednesdays: America’s Next Top Model, Project Runway (season almost over), Private Practice

Thursdays: The Office, Tim Gunn’s Guide To Style, just picked up Kath & Kim (though it’s stupid & I don’t think it will last) and 30 Rock

Fridays: The Starter Wife

Sundays: Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, Entourage, Dexter, Californication

Now, let’s not forget the shows that I watch that are currently off-season or run a shorter season so they haven’t started yet. These shows are: Nip Tuck, Damages, The L Word, Life of Ryan, Big Love, The Cho Show, Big Brother, Swingtown, Weeds, My Life On the D List, Shear Genius, Flipping Out, and Million Dollar Listing, The Mole.

This isn’t the end either, there are a couple shows that I watch OnDemand when other things are on a rerun or I have nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon. They are: True Blood , Ace of Cakes, and Run’s House currently. There are probably others that I watch as well that just aren’t currently available OnDemand.

I’m sure you thought this would be it but we can’t forget the 22 shows that I watch when nothing is on or I’m just flipping around waiting for something to come on later, these shows are also what I might find myself watching at night in bed as I fall asleep and they are: Dog the Bounty Hunter, Mindfreak, Intervention, Bridezillas, Say Yes to the Dress, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Bikini or Bust, Platinum Weddings, Tori & Dean, Family Guy, Beverly Hills 90210, Cash Cab, TMZ, Golden Girls, Roseanne, Friends, Frasier, Little People Big World, What Not To Wear, LA Ink, Top Design, American Chopper.

Now, my list of shows seems to grow everyday now that I have the luxury of DVR. It’s pretty easy to watch this many shows when you are home 5 nights a week and usually 2 days as well. I will say that before I moved into my apartment this list was far smaller because I only had basic cable so I had to rent the HBO & Showtime shows so it was far more expensive, a hassle, and more time consuming so I usually only watched 1 at a time, unlike now!

In my defense I did drop a show this year, Grey's Anatomy is no longer enjoyable so I stopped watching it. I would have to say that watching all of this TV is crazy, but I will also say why didn't it ever occur to me to get a job in TV, or at least work for the cable company so I can get free cable?

Holly

Does anyone else dislike Holly Montag as much as I do? I'm really not sure which of those 2 I dislike more. Holly is just trying to get Lauren & Holly back together in an attempt to get Spencer out of the picture. Personally I think Holly is being very selfish, and while yes Heidi is stupid to stay with Spencer it's her stupid choice to make & if Holly doesn't like it then maybe she should just find somewhere to live & stop screwing with them herself. Sooner or later Heidi will realize what a cock face Spencer & his flesh colored beard are and then she'll leave him, until then just let it go. My big issue with Holly is her face...it's too big for her head & her teeth annoy me as do her makeup application skills & hair. Now, I'm no super model but I'm not on TV either!! Girl needs a makeover in a bad way but honestly I think just letting go of the mom hair would be a great start. For some reason she reminds me of my friend Sandi, but Sandi dresses better.

So, the letter...did anyone think it would actually work? As if! The best part is how Heidi acts like the letter wasn't an attempt to get Lauren back when clearly that was the whole point! What killed me was the hold Spencer had over her when he came out & asked whey they were talking about her & Heidi actually started explaining herself & making excuses. Bottom line, she's just keeps asking to be treated like dirt therefore that's what she gets.

Feylin Part Deux