One split, two split

It was quite the week for splitting couples, first up Courteney Cox & David Arquette announced their split & honestly I can't believe it lasted as long as it did.  They were together for 11 years & honestly I didn't think it would even last 2 years since she is so level headed & seems like a control freak while he is a grown 5 year old who doesn't ever seem to take anything seriously.  He explains here why they split & it's basically because he's a grown child!

Then we had the split of Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman who apparently are going to try living apart but are still fully committed to their son Max.  These 2 were married for 5 years & so far nothing has been said as to why they split but I'm going to guess her being orange now had to play some role, right?  Any way, both couples say that they aren't yet choosing divorce but when was the last time that you saw a couple do a trial separation & then get back together?  Pink & Carey don't count because they divorced & then got back together so it's a totally different situation!
 

Worst Dressed Couples

So, I love me some Thomas Jayne and honestly I don't even know if he's with Patricia Arquette or not, I thought she was married & not to him but I could be wrong.  Anyway, she looks like an idiot whose tit is about to bust out of her dress & his pants...are they pajamas?  Arquette always looks like shit so I would like to just put it out there that maybe she get a stylist!

The other couple is Andy Samberg & some broad in an extremely ugly cheap ass dress that she likely bought from Dots.  Could this chick possibly match any more?  Her earrings match the dress & then that HIDEOUS necklace matches her bag & likely the shoes too.  This just proves that most men don't know shit about fashion or they would wear a better fitting tux, do their hair, and not let their woman leave the house looking like she's in a housedress.

Best & Worst of the SAG's

Ok so I’m a couple days behind but I’ve been busy!! I have to say that the SAG awards are one of my favorite shows mainly because they are short & they don’t give technical awards, it’s all about the actors which is who I tune in to see. I was only able to catch a little bit of the red carpet so I had to watch the show to see what people were wearing. Now, it was hard to come up with only a top 3 this year so I have my favorite 4 ladies, my least favorite 4 ladies with a couple extra nods to those who were a mess but not a hot mess. I have 3 hot men & 1 train wreck…really, it’s hard to pick good/bad when it comes to the men because they all wear pretty much the same outfit!

My Best Dressed Ladies are as follows:

Claire Danes, although she needs to eat something
Diane Lane
Jenna Fischer, now she didn’t look awesome but she looked the best she’s ever looked so I have to give her props for that.
Evan Rachel Wood was actually my favorite, I don’t know if I like her but I really liked her dress/hair/accessories

My Best Dressed Men are as follows:

Brad Pitt, less the stache & I give him props for his pocket square matching his girls dress
Will Arnett
Anthony Hopkins was my favorite, very classic

Now, for the WORST of the worst:

Ladies:

Sad to say Angelina Jolie, I love her but was not feeling her boring blue dress & awful up-do
Amy Adams, the front of her dress looked like it had a tumor on it
Eva Longoria, come on…that dress looked like a glorified figure skating costume
Teri Hatcher was by far the worst of all of the women, she looked like she wrapped herself in toilet paper & left the house, even the lady behind her is in shock over the hideous nature of said tp dress

Now I do need to point out some hideous things that I noticed about some of the other ladies, Susan Sarandon was in flip flops, Sally Field’s dress was falling apart, and Dana Delaney wore something out of her closet….very bad idea, she looked AWFUL but because she was wearing nobody I didn’t put her on the worst dressed list.

Mens:

Mickey Rourke, the man actually had his hand in his pants when he met Kate Winslet…nuff said

Not So Golden Appearance

So did you guys watch the Golden Globes last night? I watched most of them & it was on in the background when I wasn't watching but I did see what most everyone was wearing of course. My favs & flops were as follows (number 1's are bold):

Men: Dennis Leary, Brad Pitt, Blair Underwood
Women: Kate Winslet, Laura Linney, Angelina Jolie

The awful truth is as follows:
Men: Mickey Rourke, Sting, Seal Women: J-Lo, Marisa Tomei, Renee Zelwegger, Glenn Close
For some stupid reason Yahoo has J-Lo as one of the best dressed & in all honesty I thought Mickey Rourke looked better than she did! That gold lame material did absolutely nothing for J-lo...her ass was HUGE in that dress. I can't believe for one second that anyone thought she looked good, I've posted a photo of her & a photo of Mickey here for your review, you can't tell me that you think either one of them looks acceptable to leave the house let alone, hot or best dressed!

Now speaking of Mickey Rourke I can't believe that I now have to see The Wrestler since he won the Globe & it was nominated for a ton of other awards, I'm hoping it's one of those movies that looks so stupid & I end up falling in love with it like Rock Star, we shall see!!
Photo courtesy of yahoo.com

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Asking For It!

Ok, that is it...I'm giving up on Jennifer Aniston! She was apparently spotted on a very public date with John Mayer in Boston & then they jetted off to NY for the remainder of the weekend, what is her problem? She must have a thing for douche bags because he might as well have Massengil tattooed on his forehead! Is she desperate or just asking for it...what do you think?

Look Who Stuffs!!

So I was on one of my favorite blogging sites today and while my boy was blogging about how Amy Crackhouse was seen with an unknown white substance (assumed to be drugs) stuffed in her bra I opened up the photos in the post and figured something out. That is not coke, heroin, or even baby powder; Ms. Amy stuffs her bra! Even in all of her chemically induced fuzzy mindedness she still remembers to grab that box of puffs and stuff her bra before heading out to the local pub. I guess I just don’t get first of all how she is still alive, second of all with all of her money why doesn’t she buy some cutlets instead of using tissues, and C, why does she shop at Salvation Army? I think I had the tank top she is wearing in these photos and donated it to the Army about 15 years ago.

Overpaid Actors, Now There's a Surprise!

I found this article that I read funny and not the least bit shocking regarding the top 10 overpaid actors, even though there are only 9 people on the list. I don’t understand how or why Cameron Diaz is able to bank 50 million in a year when all she does is romantic comedies. Yes, I really enjoyed The Holiday but was her performance worth more than a couple million? No! According to this article she grossed that 50 mill from 2006-2007 and she did Shrek 3, the X-mas Shrek special & The Holiday…that’s it and I’m sorry but even totaling the 3 does not match up to 50 mill plus the article says that cartoons weren’t included!! You can’t tell me that she was paid $50M for The Holiday because if she was I need to get my happy ass in a movie, just one at $50M would set me for life.

I totally agree that Nicole Kidman is the most overpaid actor around because she’s so boring, strange, unattractive and not to mention a total freak based on some info I received a couple years back that I'm not going to divulge but those who know, will agree with me. She was also married to a total douche bag by the name of Tom Cruise who tied Cameron but I think was given the 2nd place spot due to his low earnings for Lion’s for Lambs. They were under $2.00 per $1 spent. You can see the actual standings below & feel free to check out the article to read more detailed information.

Personally I think it’s pretty freaking sad that Nicole Kidman is worse off having in your movie than Will Ferrell, come on, he’s purely shtick & really nothing else but he is good at it so I guess I kind of see the point. I would also like to state that Nicolas Cage is so ugly & annoying & shouldn’t be in any movies, ever, period!

The info below shows the actors in order of waste of money & the dollar amount that accompanies the name is the per dollar earning (of their films) for the year of 06-07.

Cate Blanchett $4.97

Will Ferrell $4.67

Drew Barrymore $4.38

Nicolas Cage $4.16

Jim Carrey $4.11

Jennifer Lopez $4.10

Cameron Diaz- $4

Tom Cruise $4
Nicole Kidman $1

photo's for collage taken from IMDB

A Good Fisting!

Is Sam showing us what Lindsay has in store later on tonight?

L doesn't look too excited for it!

I Heart Tim Gunn

Here’s what he had to say about Miley Cyrus & her style: “Miley cyrus is just a little too tarty” “it’s just a little too much for a 15 year old” “I’d swear she was 25”.
I couldn’t agree more Tim, after seeing her at one awards show in a full length red gown that should have been worn by someone like Charlize Theron I started thinking the same thing. If she thought the photo of her in the sheet was a bad idea, so is dressing twice your age because people will forget that she’s just a little kid & the sexploitation will get out of hand.

And what about Katie Holmes you ask: “Katie Holmes went from looking like a little farm girl to looking like European royalty”I don’t know about royalty Tim, but I would say that she went from farm girl to a 50 year old version of Audrey Hepburn with the big sunglasses & short hair. I think that since she got married she completely changed the way she looks, it must be part of the Scientology Handbook to age yourself 20 years & wear hideous baggy 90’s jeans pegged with heels, WTF is up with that? This has to be the worst fashion choice she has made, wearing her husband’s jeans, which I’m assuming is why they are pegged, otherwise they would be floods. Anyway, she looks like an Olsen sister wearing the same pants every day, that is when they wear pants!

No Thanks!

So, check out these pics of Minnie Driver super prego and in a bikini! Look, I know all these people think pregnancy is beautiful and should be appreciated but I totally disagree! I don’t want to see a fat chick in a bikini period…I don’t care if she’s fat because she loves to eat or she’s fat because she’s pregnant, please, invest in a 1 piece or a tankini, or hey how about a maternity suit? Sure, if you are at home in your own pool go ahead, swim nude but when you are in public, please cover up your belly. This goes for fat & pregnant chicks not in bathing suits as well. I don’t ever want to see your bulging gut so please cover it up when you are in public because once the damn kid is out I’ll have no choice but to look at it & the longer I can go without having to see it, the better!

It's Over!

Nicolette Sheridan & Michael Bolton called it quits…again! Finally, and hopefully this is the last time because if I read another article in People in 3 weeks telling me they are back together then I give up & move them both to my P (please go away, publicity hog, pussy, pretentious…etc. ) list.

pic-E!

Ronson to Write

Apparently Sam thinks she has enough information to write a book…about what I have no idea. I’m assuming the book will be about LL & her because if it’s not, what the hell else is she going to write about? I don’t want to read a book about how to be a DJ, well; maybe I would if her brother Mark wrote it since he is the kick ass DJ in the family. I mean sure, she’s got a cool family that’s intertwined all over Britain but you can get the basic rundown on Wikipedia so save the trees sister because really…who cares?

Heidi Montag's New Video

So, even though the video is in super slo-mo and runs about 6 minutes longer than the actual song...this is the video for Overdosin! It is AWFUL & if possible, worse than the last one...mainly because it looks like this was supposed to be professional & hi, Spencer could have probably filmed this one too!! She seems to be going for some sort of humor factor but it's not even funny, not in the way she intends (laugh with me) anyway, it's more of a laugh at you video, enjoy!!

So, are you dying laughing yet?

Yes, No

Ok so now I hear that Brit is not performing at the VMA's...so why is she in all the commercials? I know you have seen them, with the giant elephant in the room & her & Brand (total weirdo). Why would anyone give a shizz if she was just making an appearance? We want to see her perform & hopefully get her image back either that or bomb twice as bad & hopefully opt for another career, preferably in a cube so we don't have to deal with her anymore!!

Dancing Stars

Uh oh everyone look out, the list of the new celebs to be on Dancing With the Stars has been posted! First of all can I please say that it is totally unfair to have a mix of people who involve(d) dancing in their profession with people who don’t know the difference between a pas de bouree´ and a potted plant! This upcoming season we have 2 former pop stars against the usual mix of sports folks, a chef, people I have never heard of, washed up celebs, Susan Lucci & of course Kim Kardashian. I wonder if the dance floor is big enough for her, her partner, and her ass?

Question

Does Victoria Beckham have teeth? This broad never smiles, ever & that irritates the piss out of me! I really wonder like when she gets an awesome birthday present from David does she just look at him straight faced and say oh my god, I'm so excited, I love love love this!!! Are her children being raised in a smileless home environment? I mean, I understand that she looks pretty bad when she smiles but really...she just seems like a total bitch due to her lack of smiles. Doesn't she know that smiles are free? She should be able to keep those age lines away though...smiling really ages your face!

photo-allure magazine

The Rossdale's Give Birth to a Legal Firm!!

So, it looks like Gwen finally had the baby and it's a boy! His name is Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale who arrived a little before 1 pm & weighed in at a hefty 8.5 lbs, which is really no surprise considering how huge her belly got! Mom & baby are happy & healthy and doing well! Congrats guys!

What a Tool

Mayer the douche is now said to have ended things with Jen via text message. These stories just keep going back & forth he dumped her, she dumped him. Who cares? Jen is now thankfully free of a total effing douche bag & regardless of who ended it, good for her! I don’t know why she started it to begin with, John Mayer is crazy, unattractive & I’m now thinking has a drug problem. Why else would he keep stopping and talking to TMZ and all of these other tab shows about how cool he is?

New Gay On The Block

So, according to Perez Jon Knight is totally gay!! Apparently he's very open about it and has a non-famous boyfriend whom he is very happy with. He has yet to come out publicly but I guess I kind of always knew that maybe he might be gay and now that I know for sure, I'm not surprised. Really though, if you think about it...Lance Bass, Jon Knight, Brian Littrell...come on, you know you thought it...having a gay member is key to a super boy group. Good for you Jon, I hope you & your man are super happy & I can't wait to see you next month!!